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WWAW forklift safety

Child..

Ashy torso + drugs = perfect night!
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Some guy lost control and jammed his foot between a bollard and forklift. They had to amputate it. Nice giving yourself a pegleg at work for $17/hr, stupid.
The only way that could happen is if his foot was dangling outside the counterbalance. Not going to dox my business but it involves this shit. Majority of forklift accidents happens to drivers with 5+ years experience, because they get complacent af (sassy).
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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A guy I worked with got smushed between a concrete wall and a forklift. Killed his ass dead, sucka.

I very briefly had a job as a forklift operator with zero training and I was so shitty at it that I just quit. I almost tipped over a big stack of these big cages that hold tires right on another guy in a forklift and I was just like "Yeah, I'm gonna accidentally kill somebody, I'm out."
 

:sumaturry:

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Another coworker got her leg broken because the stupit fuckin' bitch had her leg dangling off a trailer on the back of a tractor and a faggot behind them in a Gator smashed into the back of the trailer. Broke that ho's leg to shit, sucka.
Some young kid on a site I was working on took a heavy ass pallet down a ramp backwards. He lost control of the pallet jack and it smashed his foot against the concrete wall. Pulped that shit. I felt bad for him because sure it was stupid but that's what foremen are there for - keep the young guys from killing themselves.
 

Boq the Lonely Faggot

A girl literally called me handsome like yesterday
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The only way that could happen is if his foot was dangling outside the counterbalance. Not going to dox my business but it involves this shit. Majority of forklift accidents happens to drivers with 5+ years experience, because they get complacent af (sassy).

Lol new lore unlocked


Boq drives a forqlift.
 
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What about fuck lift safety?
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Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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Completely avoidable accidents are funny. I bet he didn't have his seatbelt on or anything. "Why do you need a seatbelt? They move so slow" type shit.
Lol wtf, who unironically wears a seatbelt on a forklift, nerd.
When I went for my forklift licence I was like "wtf they have seatbelts?" I never wore one, but the only reason I would is if I felt I was in an unsafe situation, like getting hit with a truck... in which case I wouldn't be in a forklift.
 
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