WWAW fat people giving weight loss advice

[FranksWirecutters]

The front desk lady who's 100lbs overweight told me to take cold water because it'll help with my metabolism. First I'm not fat (being 6'1 hides it). Second if that worked she would needs 50 gallons a day to cold start that sloppy mess she has going on. Next time just give me the key and shut up. On a rape scale she'd be a 1, embarrassed that you did it because she forgives you and now you're her boyfriend.

You ever think about water?

 

[DMbA]

Hilarious they are all buying shit like apple watch/expensive supplement/classes but never stop to eat too much and go for a jog few times a week

 

[Brooke Shields]

The front desk lady who's 100lbs overweight told me to take cold water because it'll help with my metabolism. First I'm not fat (being 6'1 hides it). Second if that worked she would needs 50 gallons a day to cold start that sloppy mess she has going on. Next time just give me the key and shut up. On a rape scale she'd be a 1, embarrassed that you did it because she forgives you and now you're her boyfriend.

You ever think about water?

I see you mentioned your height but not your weight...

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

 

[BUBBLER]

ANYONE CAN DO IT!

 

[DMAN]

How did you even get into this conversation with a fat brawd? Do you actually sit there and talk to them about keeping your figure?

If you are talking to a woman about your body or her body, and it's not with sexual intent: What the fawk are you doing?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I like when fat people say, “well it’s easy for you because you’re skinny.” That’s just an odd statement. Bitch, you don’t know how much celery I eat in a week.

 

[aRTie02150]

Hilarious they are all buying shit like apple watch/expensive supplement/classes but never stop to eat too much and go for a jog few times a week

Jog lol. They won't even go for a simple walk!

 

[Steve Ramone]

They always overcomplicate it. Hey fatty, eat fewer calories than you burn in a day and you'll lose weight.

 

[StlakerFatti]

giving health advice as a fat person is a good bit, you have to respect it.

 

[BUBBLER]

Jog lol. They won't even go for a simple walk!

When they take the elevator up one floor like nigga

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

When they take the elevator up one floor like nigga

While holding onto a gallon sized Starbucks milkshake every morning

 

[BUBBLER]

Even worse is when they take the elevator DOWN one floor

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

You should have given her the 'no bacon no egg' C&P verbally and verbatim without taking a breath.

 

[captain_kamala]

It's wrong to be mean to her, but this is what moira greyland does. She is always posting carnivore info graphics and educating people in the comments and I'm like omg stop

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's wrong to be mean to her, but this is what moira greyland does. She is always posting carnivore info graphics and educating people in the comments and I'm like omg stop

Has anyone ever heard her play the harp? I think she's said that she plays it like 4 hours a day, so she must shred the fuckin thing. I think it'd be funny if she sucked though. A giant harp seems like a hilarious instrument to own and not be good at.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Has anyone ever heard her play the harp? I think she's said that she plays it like 4 hours a day, so she must shred the fuckin thing. I think it'd be funny if she sucked though. A giant harp seems like a hilarious instrument to own and not be good at.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dogshit. Play Freebird, bitch. I could play better harp with my ASS.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Dogshit. Play Freebird, bitch. I could play better harp with my ASS.

She didn't change the weather at all with that shit

 

[Smeckler's Powder]