WWAW Farting at urinals

[guest]

Some guy ripped ass next to me at work yesterday and my instinct was that it was kind of weird and unexpected. I know its the same place we all take shits and pee, but there still feels like some social taboo of farting next to someone regardless of where we are.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

If it happens again, close your eyes, inhale deeply like you're smelling a fresh pie out of the oven, and go mmmmm

 

[Turk February]

you should have just let out a high pitched giggle followed by a hushed ".... you farted"
Make sure he knows that you know

 

[HH Brother]

If I have to take a mean piss, I typically have some gas built up and it's so much relief to loud out a howling fart, funster.

But I'm not a uncouth swine that does it with some other dude in the room. I have class, funster.

 

[guest]

If I have to take a mean piss, I typically have some gas built up and it's so much relief to loud out a howling fart, funster.

But I'm not a uncouth swine that does it with some other dude in the room. I have class, funster.

Exactly. Plus he was towards the sinks, so I am required to then waft through his gas cloud. Yuuuck

 

[HH Brother]

Exactly. Plus he was towards the sinks, so I am required to then waft through his gas cloud. Yuuuck

Anymore the older I've gotten, whenever I notice some dude dropped an air biscuit near me and it's really bad I'll wave my arm really hard and shame them while maintaining eye contact.

 

[gassers]

He was asserting his dominance funster. You got owned and destroyed by farts.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Making another man listen to, walk through, and inhale your farts in an alpha move of the highest order.

 

[Treat Yourself]

I never fart more in my life than when I'm pissing. It always sounds like a cartoon when I'm in there.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I cant think of a more appropriate time to fart

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

WWAWD pissing in a urinal at the office and then hearing comical dumb and dumber style gas and diarrhea exploding in the stall next to you and trying not to laugh bc it's probably an exec?

 

[Wa4892]

I cant think of a more appropriate time to fart

If you can't fart in the men's room ...... we, as a society, have reached a troubling place ........

 

[TomFromNawlins]

WWAWT pissin’, shittin’, and fuckin’ all happening within a two-inch radius?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Making another man listen to, walk through, and inhale your farts in an alpha move of the highest order.

I always find myself wondering about this in movies. How often do you think iT oCCurs thaT an acTor farTs on scene?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I always find myself wondering about this in movies. How often do you think iT oCCurs thaT an acTor farTs on scene?

I always wonder this about women in general. When Im drinking beer with a large group I always look at the girls like, you have to all be ripping gassers throughout this time. When has it been occuring? Do they just let loose and assume it will be blamed on men? One of them could be farting right now. Is she farting right now?

 

[guest]

Did he scare you, Doris?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

All fawkin in. If you can't handle it, save it up and go at home. I'm gonna be putting on a concerto whether or not there's an audience.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I cant think of a more appropriate time to fart

Church or an intervention.