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  • Go watch Jackie Singh's (@hackingbutlegal) keynote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ov_jBhsQZk.

    Why do you think Jackie didn't  name John Gibney in her keynote with OWASP? She seemed pretty confident on twitter. Is that because she doesn't have any evidence and made the whole thing up? Watch the keynote several times and make up your own mind.

    Why would she confidently accuse someone on socially media, but then refrain from naming people in her keynote? Maybe the OWASP Foundation has an answer to that.

WWAW Eliott Smith murdered?

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
I dated a chick was way into him and would get seriously upset every time she thought about him killing himself. She had terrible tattoos and would get bad haircut after bad haircut. Pussy was awesome though.

She called me after she crashed her car into a wall on purpose and that's the last time we talked. That's my Eliott Smith contribution.
Yeah sounds a lot like the girl I knew who liked him.
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

Nicer Podcast Stupid superfan
Yeah sounds a lot like the girl I knew who liked him.
Enough about my wife though
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FingerofGod

From what I remember when he died he had two stab wounds to the chest with no hesitation marks and got into a massive argument with his girlfriend right before. He also went cold turkey on all of the drugs he was taking (including heroin and crack) just a couple of weeks before. And on tour a couple years before he jumped off a cliff on purpose in a suicide attempt but a tree broke his fall. Also lots of suicide references on his posthumous album.

I also read that his girlfriend wouldn’t talk to the police. Seems like there’s a lot of signs pointing to her doing it but I don’t believe she did. Maybe it’s naive of me but she never got charged with anything and I find it far fetched that the police wouldn’t arrest someone that had just provably stabbed someone to death and suspiciously refused to talk to them. I don’t think it’s that crazy that he would stab himself considering he had attempted suicide multiple times in the past and was a cutter.
 

Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!

They call me Bum Ticker
I never got into his music but I absolutely believe his crazy gf did him in. She refused to cooperate with the police and also sued the family to get a chunk of his earnings which is a dick move if ya ask me. It’s very rare to commit suicide by stabbing. He was clean and planning to do some recording. Seemed to have been in a great headspace from all accounts.

I also believe Henry Rollins is a closet case who killed his gay lover.

Missy Muscles is responsible for Beavis’ death too.
 
I never got into his music but I absolutely believe his crazy gf did him in. She refused to cooperate with the police and also sued the family to get a chunk of his earnings which is a dick move if ya ask me. It’s very rare to commit suicide by stabbing. He was clean and planning to do some recording. Seemed to have been in a great headspace from all accounts.

I also believe Henry Rollins is a closet case who killed his gay lover.

Missy Muscles is responsible for Beavis’ death too.
Is there anything you don't believe?
 

FatGPT

No, child. I will not be answering your questions.
It’s one of those cases like Cobain where the truth will likely never come out. They could’ve both been killed by their crazy whore gfs/wives but it also wouldn’t be surprising if they killed themselves.

But whadda I know? As long as I got a chop chee sammich and a container of hot cawfee come lunch time, I’m happy!
 

FatGPT

No, child. I will not be answering your questions.
I saw him for the last time in 2000 and he looked like a mummy and smelled like shit. He went through the motions of playing until the show abruptly ended because his pianist hurled an electric piano into the crowd.

lol. I've seen footage of some of his later shows and they seemed horrendous. The fucker could barely even perform in some of them.
 
Did she have a good reason for doing that or just for attention?
I'm not sure what she was doing other than trying for attention. She moved back home to be with her ex boyfriend after she dropped out of art school after one year and spending like $45k of her dead dad's inheritance on tuition.

I was just like 'lol, why the fuck are you calling me, stupid?' and that was it.
 
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