WWAW dressing up as Santa and passing out with a whiskey bottle under the tree?

[Smeckler's Powder]

Thinking of breaking some ornaments too.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I used to cry when I was a kid and it was time to throw out the Christmas tree.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

WWAW leaving half eaten cookies out with a note that says: "Thanks for the cookies, mother fuckers, Santa"

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Break the ornaments in your rectum, but also try to fall unconscious under a hospital's Christmas display

 

[Consensual Rapist]

It’s a tradition my father proudly did for many years, and I continue that honorable tradition with my kid.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

WWAW leaving half eaten cookies out with a note that says: "Thanks for the cookies, mother fuckers, Santa"

“These cookies stink.

Be good or I’ll leave a floater in your toilet next time,
Santa.”

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Nice spoiled room temp milk, stupid

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

When you wake up you need to tell the kids that the concept of you delivering presents to 6 billion children is a Jewish psy-op and that the number is greatly exaggerated so that Lapland can get defense subsidies from the US

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Funnier if you do it after breaking into a random familys house

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It’s a tradition my father proudly did for many years, and I continue that honorable tradition with my kid.

It's our traditions that keep us a strong and cohesive society.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

It's our traditions that keep us a strong and cohesive society.

“How do you destroy a people? You take away their culture."​

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

what about placing a bomb in a children hospital

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

what about placing a bomb in a children hospital

Let's call 'em

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

WWAW leaving half eaten cookies out with a note that says: "Thanks for the cookies, mother fuckers, Santa"

Just gave me an idea where I tell the kids some black guy stole all of santa's cookies to give them a head start on racism before they hit public school

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Just gave me an idea where I tell the kids some black guy stole all of santa's cookies to give them a head start on racism before they hit public school

TWU

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Just gave me an idea where I tell the kids some black guy stole all of santa's cookies to give them a head start on racism before they hit public school

#teachablemoments

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Let's call 'em

Speaking of remember Kimberly the thunder cunt during the live bone zone prank call? She sounds exactly like the sex phone line introduction where she said she just turned 18

 

[guest]

WWAW leaving half eaten cookies out with a note that says: "Thanks for the cookies, mother fuckers, Santa"

‘I lugged my fat ass all the way over here and all you left out was a couple cookies? Fuck happened to the box, you little asshole?’

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Speaking of remember Kimberly the thunder cunt during the live bone zone prank call? She sounds exactly like the sex phone line introduction where she said she just turned 18

I don't listen to much BZ but I have heard that one lol. BW is still crushing it at World Record Podcast, it's pretty much the only shit I watch

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Just gave me an idea where I tell the kids some black guy stole all of santa's cookies to give them a head start on racism before they hit public school.

When my cousin was about 2 i taught him to yell you stole my bike anytime he saw a black person on a bike. His parents weren't hapoy with me.