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Thinking of breaking some ornaments too.
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WWAW dressing up as Santa and passing out with a whiskey bottle under the tree?
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I used to cry when I was a kid and it was time to throw out the Christmas tree.
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WWAW leaving half eaten cookies out with a note that says: "Thanks for the cookies, mother fuckers, Santa"
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Break the ornaments in your rectum, but also try to fall unconscious under a hospital's Christmas display
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It’s a tradition my father proudly did for many years, and I continue that honorable tradition with my kid.
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“These cookies stink.
Be good or I’ll leave a floater in your toilet next time,
Santa.”
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Nice spoiled room temp milk, stupid
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When you wake up you need to tell the kids that the concept of you delivering presents to 6 billion children is a Jewish psy-op and that the number is greatly exaggerated so that Lapland can get defense subsidies from the US
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Funnier if you do it after breaking into a random familys house
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It's our traditions that keep us a strong and cohesive society.
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“How do you destroy a people? You take away their culture."
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what about placing a bomb in a children hospital
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Let's call 'em
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Just gave me an idea where I tell the kids some black guy stole all of santa's cookies to give them a head start on racism before they hit public school
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#teachablemoments
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Speaking of remember Kimberly the thunder cunt during the live bone zone prank call? She sounds exactly like the sex phone line introduction where she said she just turned 18
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‘I lugged my fat ass all the way over here and all you left out was a couple cookies? Fuck happened to the box, you little asshole?’
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I don't listen to much BZ but I have heard that one lol. BW is still crushing it at World Record Podcast, it's pretty much the only shit I watch
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When my cousin was about 2 i taught him to yell you stole my bike anytime he saw a black person on a bike. His parents weren't hapoy with me.