wwaw draft dodging?

[not that Jack Horner]

aint no vietcong call me rascal

 

[Turk February]

imagine getting conscripted into an army. lol.
draft dodgers are fucking heroes and should be looked at with the same esteem as people who figured out how to avoid jury duty, but more so.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I don't wanna fight no honky war:

 

[Dog Eater]

I would do illegal things if I was drafted.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My dad always hated Clinton for it, among other things

 

[Coonskin]

Didn’t Ted Nugent dodge the draft by constantly shitting his pants until they kicked him out? Seems a lot easier than shooting yourself in the foot

 

[eggfeller]

i’d be down at the courthouse burning my draft card with a fuckin’ doobie while saying “eff the man!”

 

[Dennyislife]

In ww1 women in the UK would go up to young men not fighting and give them a white feather for being cowards. I'd love to go back 100 years and bring that woman to now and have her sign up for the armed forces in Ukraine.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I used to think they were cowards when I was younger. Now, I couldn’t imagine dying for Israel.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

PFG to me

 

[Turk February]

For some reason I kept thinking about this thread and...

"hey grandpa. Why did you right in the war?"
"Well. We were fighting for freedom"

Imagine the hubris and hypocracy, grandpa. You were a drafted soldier slave, you dope, you didn't even know freedom before they put a gun in your hand and told you to die. The french resistance fought for freedom. You fought cuz someone told you you have to, and you were dumb enough to believe it. Fuck the draft, and fuck drafted veterans.

 

[guest]

In the good old days you could just "pretend" to be gay and you'd be classified as a mental defective and given a pass.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

In the good old days you could just "pretend" to be gay and you'd be classified as a mental defective and given a pass.

That was called “pulling a Springsteen”

 

[guest]

That was called “pulling a Springsteen”

Wish they'd sent him straight to Khe Sanh

 

[LingerLonger]

I used to think they were cowards when I was younger. Now, I couldn’t imagine dying for Israel.

Imagine getting drafted to fight a foreign country's war and still being on the hook for billions in annual taxes to them.

 

[Not bad]

I'm too fawkin important to die in a war. Do you think they sent Beethoven to die on some field? No, the plebs went while he stayed and handled his bidnis.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I'm not dying for Israel.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

imagine getting conscripted into an army. lol.
draft dodgers are fucking heroes and should be looked at with the same esteem as people who figured out how to avoid jury duty, but more so.

I’m very pro jury duty. Everyone is entitled to a fair trial with a jury of your peers. If less people dodged it maybe the trials could be speedy too.

 

[Front 242]

An old family friend told me he fasted until he was underweight for the Vietnam draft and then went and got two cheeseburgers and two malted shakes after leaving the army building. Hero. If they try me I am going to look like Christian Bale in the Machinist