WWAW “do you mind switching seats so we can sit together?”

[Torque’sHeadBump]

On the train back home after holiday vacation and of course, some chick is like “would you mind switching seats so my husband and I can sit together?”

How about the fact that I paid for the ticket, stupid? What are you, five? Wanna sit next to your crush and get finger popped like it’s the back of the bus in 2004? Sit across the aisle from one another like adults and shut your mouth.

It’s one of the most childish () things I regularly observe in people. If you are so focused on sitting together then book the ticket accordingly, hole.

FAWK.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm all about keeping people apart.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I once had to switch seats on a plane because some old Arab woman believed it was haram or whatever to sit next to a man. It caused a load of fuss, but I remained cool, let her switch and got bumped to business for the hassle. Occasionally someone will ask me for the window seat which I always book. My rule there is that if some fuck just sits in my seat to make it awkward to ask them to move, then i make them move. If they wait and ask nicely and its only short haul I'll usually let them have it.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I once had to switch seats on a plane because some old Arab woman believed it was haram or whatever to sit next to a man. It caused a load of fuss, but I remained cool, let her switch and got bumped to business for the hassle. Occasionally someone will ask me for the window seat which I always book. My rule there is that if some fuck just sits in my seat to make it awkward to ask them to move, then i make them move. If they wait and ask nicely and its only short haul I'll usually let them have it.

Fair enough, I’m just grumpy for some reason. It’s a 2:30 train ride, in the scope of things I guess it isn’t too bad but it just aggravates me.

 

[Peckas]

as long as it’s not a middle seat i don’t care

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I never switch. Not once not never.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

That happened to me once, so I looked at the husband and he was like

So I said "Sorry, can't do it"

So, she spent the whole journey moaning like a right Karen bitch!

At the end of the journey they get off together, the husband looked round at me and mouthed "Thank you!"

 

[aRTie02150]

That happened to me once, so I looked at the husband and he was like

So I said "Sorry, can't do it"

So, she spent the whole journey moaning like a right Karen bitch!

At the end of the journey they get off together, the husband looked round at me and mouthed "Thank you!"

You probably made the fellas month. He got the break he wanted and deserved. He probably got to listen to music without interruption. He got to sit and relax without having a phone shoved in his face showing him pictures from Instagram or Facebook that he doesn't care about. Didn't have to watch some brain rot TikTok that his wife finds HILARIOUS.

He probably would have given you $20 and a hug if you shook his hand.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

That happened to me once, so I looked at the husband and he was like

So I said "Sorry, can't do it"

So, she spent the whole journey moaning like a right Karen bitch!

At the end of the journey they get off together, the husband looked round at me and mouthed "Thank you!"

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

My version is, mildly, more believable.

 

[Jenna]

Just play the Victim Olympics. Sorry, I have to sit here because I have lingering lower body injuries from playing hockey in my youth. I book this seat for a reason, is there anyone else you can ask to switch?

 

[Child..]

The last time I was approached for banter on a plane, it was before 9/11 and I was a child.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

The last time I was approached for banter on a plane, it was before 9/11

I wouldn't describe listening to screams of terror in the cabin before smashing into the side of a building "banter".

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

The last time I was approached for banter on a plane, it was before 9/11 and I was a child.

Nobody approaches you for any reason, Liban.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The last time I was approached for banter on a plane, it was before 9/11 and I was a child.

Why are you bringing your sass to my thread, funster?

 

[Child..]

Why are you bringing your sass to my thread, funster?

Just sayin' one good thing from 9/11 is people leave you alone if you're like me and on a plane lol.

 

[BUBBLER]

Ill move if there's a hot girl in proximity I can sit next to instead

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Ill move if there's a hot girl in proximity I can sit next to instead

Like a true faggot I begrudgingly moved and made a Joe Cumia post here.

I sat next to an old grandma lady who was actually very nice and offered me the window seat, but I didn’t want to inconvenience her.

 

[BUBBLER]

Like a true faggot I begrudgingly moved and made a Joe Cumia post here.

I sat next to an old grandma lady who was actually very nice and offered me the window seat, but I didn’t want to inconvenience her.

Are you British

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I’ll only move if it’s to let a kid sit with their mom. Or if it results in me getting a better seat.