WWAW da Ron Jeremy?

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Ron Jeremy Gets New May 2 Trial Date in Los Angeles County Rape Case

The jailed porn star appeared in court Wednesday with a bushy beard and his trademark long hair now almost completely white

www.rollingstone.com

Looking kinda rough even for 68. I hope he makes it to the court date on May 2nd....

 

[guest]

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Looking kinda rough even for 68. I hope he makes it to the court date on May 2nd....

Haha he's about to die

 

[Dennyislife]

Looks like a creepy Santa.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Looks like one of the homeless people I ignore when they ask me for smokes.

 

[Cuphead]

I'm still confused how he became as big of a porn star as he did. Even though he was packing he looks like a garbage man.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
I don't want to interrupt the bit but...

He's a friend of da show, he's always been good to us.
We go WAYYY back with the Ron Jeremy and always stood up for the fawking GUY.
Can't he call us from jail? I mean he's got all the fawking time in the world and he can't even give us ONE CALL?

sniff

 

[WigwardFromSouthHampton]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
I don't want to interrupt the bit but...

He's a friend of da show, he's always been good to us.
We go WAYYY back with the Ron Jeremy and always stood up for the fawking GUY.
Can't he call us from jail? I mean he's got all the fawking time in the world and he can't even give us ONE CALL?

sniff

Sam: He was given the opportunity to call us but turned it down.
Opie: He turned us down? Fawk him. Fawk Ron Jeremy. I never liked him to be completely hawnest witcha.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

What a joke. Werent the girls in question sluts for money? Seems like an Onion headline that a pornstar would be jailed for harassing other pornstars that were railed out on film on the regular.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Looks like one of the homeless people I ignore when they ask me for smokes.

Would you stomp on his cake?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

He has fucked every kind of hole thousands of times for decades without protection, but he wears a mask to protect his health.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

i love this move were old dudes are pretending they are on deaths door when they get accused of shit

you know this kyke would have soy sauce all in his hair if he wasnt trying to pull off that cancer patient look

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Ron Jeremy finna #PayQuasi

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

Before my time. When we wanted to laugh at a disgusting fat fuck fucking hot chicks, we had The Minion.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I stood next to him backstage at Coachella in ‘05 or ‘06 and he smelled like absolute shit..like fermented balls and asshole, hasn’t showered in weeks bad. Like when you catch a whiff of a really smelly, dirty, homeless guy. I turned and made a comment about it to a random stagehand and he was basically like “yeah, he’s known for this.” He’s also impressively cheap. I know bartenders and servers in LA and he’d often try to pay his bill with an autograph and photo with you, or a signed dvd from his trunk. On the plus side, I also saw Paris Hilton there in her prime. Total smoke show, wearing a see-thru top, and smelled fucking amazing when she walked past me.

 

[Imager]

He has fucked every kind of hole thousands of times for decades without protection, but he wears a mask to protect his health.

I hate to defend Ron Jeremy, but my guess is in LA county court he doesn't have a say over whether to wear the mask or not.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Lady Di met him and bought some of his branded booze.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Lady Di met him at a liquor store and proceeded to look him up and down. Great story.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Met him in 2001 at shitty club when he was doing a promo tour for his documentary. He did terrible stand up and is really short and nervous. Everyone was hoping he'd take his hog out but he didn't.

 

[wbgreen]

What a joke. Werent the girls in question sluts for money? Seems like an Onion headline that a pornstar would be jailed for harassing other pornstars that were railed out on film on the regular.

It's ironic that the sexual liberation porn loudly promoted has gone so far that consequences are coming down hard on it's biggest star. They spent their whole careers expecting attacks from the religious right, yet the real enemy was the people they courted as allies.

It's kind of like how Louis CK was done in by the same liberal feminists he kissed up to for years.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Ron Jeremy Gets New May 2 Trial Date in Los Angeles County Rape Case

The jailed porn star appeared in court Wednesday with a bushy beard and his trademark long hair now almost completely white

www.rollingstone.com

Looking kinda rough even for 68. I hope he makes it to the court date on May 2nd....

Looks like Fez, though with a slightly smaller dick