WWAW da non alcoholic beer

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Sure, call me a faggot, but sometimes I enjoy them when I want a beer but don’t want to run the risk of getting that perfect two beer buzz.

I like it especially on Sunday afternoons when I go for a walk, when I’m coming home from work midweek, or when I’m on holiday and don’t feel like popping a beer before 5pm. It has its purpose, at least for me.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I am unable to comprehend this, sorry.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

If you pound a few of them really fast do you feel anything? There's some miniscule amount of alcohol, right?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Drinking a non alcoholic beer is like trying to fuck a woman who doesn't have an ass or vagina, why even bother?

But a guy who drinks non alcoholic beer wouldn't want to fuck women anyway i guess.

 

[guest]

You want a beer, have a beer.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Sorry for disappointing you, gang.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

i accidentally bought one because when i saw the alcohol percentage was “n/a” i thought it meant “not available” and retard me thought it was to high to calculate

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Drinking a non alcoholic beer is like trying to fuck a woman who doesn't have an ass or vagina, why even bother?

But a guy who drinks non alcoholic beer wouldn't want to fuck women anyway i guess.

Sir, I’ll have you know that I fuck frequently and enthusiastically

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Just order a cranberry juice

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I anticipated this bombing, hence the Joseph gif

 

[Cuphead]

Whats the point? I tried the Heineken one and it was awful, but then again so is Heineken.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Just order a cranberry juice

But the calories!

 

[guest]

Just drink a glass of water instead, for fuck’s sake.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Just drink a glass of water instead, for fuck’s sake.

I had one of those too

 

[Monk]

Just order a cranberry juice

It's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's got her period. Whaddaya got your period?

 

[HotDogJoe]

Sure, call me a faggot

Faggot.

 

[guest]

I took a break from drinking and would have them (nice willpower, stupid) during that time. No shit, they really can give you a phantom buzz and this is coming from an almost Patso level drinker. Maybe it's just the taste or whatever but not a bad substitute if you're wanting to avoid a serious hangover. But they are loaded with even more carbs than regular beer and you do feel like a fag drinking them after a while.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I took a break from drinking and would have them (nice willpower, stupid) during that time. No shit, they really can give you a phantom buzz and this is coming from an almost Patso level drinker. Maybe it's just the taste or whatever but not a bad substitute if you're wanting to avoid a serious hangover. But they are loaded with even more carbs than regular beer and you do feel like a fag drinking them after a while.

Yeah, it’s not like I drink them all the time. Just a taste from time to time. 9 times out of 10, I’ll just get a beer. If I don’t feel like drinking but want to sit in a terrace or something, I’ll get a non alcoholic drink and enjoy it.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

They’ve gotten better in recent years. There’s a lot of craft n/a beers. But they are pricey for what they are and I tend to just drink cans of sparking water when I’m doing a detox. This way I get the fizz without the carbs and calories.

 

[NoBacon]

But, you drink enough and... you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up?