WWAW cumming and peeing too close together and now you have to pee but you cant and it hurts

[MunchausenByProxy]

Real ones will know

Also if you’re wondering what I just masturbated to, it was transexual porn

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Or when you wake up at 4:45AM and you need to take a gut-busting piss, but you have a mysterious semi-erection, so you have to stand there dying to go back to sleep, trying not to spray piss on your feet. Penises really can be a lot of work.

 

[PFGTard]

Its awful. How tf are you supposed to prevent it?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can always piss right after shooting a batch but it sort of stings a bit. The only time I really have a problem pissing is in the shower. Something about the hot water backs up my piss pipe and it's super uncomfortable. I'll feel like I desperately need to piss but can't more than a little bit.

Thanks for listening to my piss talk.

 

[Brooke Shields]

pissing after a coom is sometimes better than the org

 

[BUBBLER]

Then it splits cause your prostate is all swollen up and there's a steam of piss on the floor

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Why do pissin’, shittin’, and fuckin’ all happen within a two-inch radius?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

After shooting a load I find I have to piss a few minutes later without fail

 

[Toast]

I'm asleep a minute after I cum so pissing has to wait till morning.

 

[Coonskin]

I can always piss right after shooting a batch but it sort of stings a bit. The only time I really have a problem pissing is in the shower. Something about the hot water backs up my piss pipe and it's super uncomfortable. I'll feel like I desperately need to piss but can't more than a little bit.

Thanks for listening to my piss talk.

The hot water doesn't help you piss? Some hot water on my belly and I can generate a cup of piss on the spot

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The hot water doesn't help you piss? Some hot water on my belly and I can generate a cup of piss on the spot

No it stops it up. Maybe it's the steam or something. I'm not a piss doctor. I just know it sucks.

 

[bantadant]

Or when you wake up at 4:45AM and you need to take a gut-busting piss, but you have a mysterious semi-erection, so you have to stand there dying to go back to sleep, trying not to spray piss on your feet. Penises really can be a lot of work.

Flex and hold both thigh muscles at the same tame. Draws the blood out of your cawk quicker