WWAW cock shaking?

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Dan Mullen raped me in every available hole during the summer of 2002 when I was 10 years old. He also inserted a small glass straw into my dick hole and inflated the head like a balloon until it looked like worm killers cock

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I just call your mom over kwim

 

[guest]

All in with da cawk shaking, tbchwy.

 

[Meownaw]

Up and down like a civilized person.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Figure-eights with a half twist, try it and thank me later.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Up and down like a civilized person.

With your tongue stuck out all hopeful?

 

[AntSucks]

I rinse it under the tap because I piss in the sink.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

WWAW cock sucking?

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[guest]

WWAW cock sucking?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Where we at with not being circumcised until you're 18 years old because every time you pissed your dirty foreskin would fill up like a water balloon

 

[The Greaseman]

No matter how you wiggle and how you dance the last drop always goes into your pants.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

When I worked in an office I'd go take a piss, come back to my cube and sit down and notice there's a little piss drop somewhere near my crotch.
I thought to myself wow I must've been pissing hard or at a weird angle at the urinal.
It was like 3 more attempts over the course of a week and it happened every time until I realized I was shaking it off onto my pants

Now you may say, oh soulbrother, you just have a big cock NO! It's quite small!

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

No matter how you wiggle and how you dance the last drop always goes into your pants.

WWAW switching to boxer briefs because you're tired of the piss drop sliding down your leg?

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Toilet paper dabber guy here. On occassion Ive also pissed sitting down to avoid the wrath of the wife.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Was told if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I shake it up and down and I shake the fuck out of it. It probably looks like I'm beating off into urinals. I just don't want a little extra squirt to come out as soon as I put it back in my pants but it always fucking does.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

WWAW switching to boxer briefs because you're tired of the piss drop sliding down your leg?

Not with that at all, brothaman.

My wedding tackle requires briefs.

Can't be having my cockandballs hanging out of the fly and zipping up my nutsack.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Figure-eights with a half twist, try it and thank me later.

I always stir paint in figure eights because my dad always made a really big deal about shaking the shit out of the can and then ALWAYS stirring in figure eights like it was imperative.

I've worked with a bunch of professional painters and every time I see them stir paint I anything but squiggles and figure eights I think to myself "this jerkoff doesn't even know what the fuck he's doing."