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What happened to the beef!??Yesterday I was walking to the grocery store to buy some beef. There was a fat kid standing out the front of his house and his fatness angered me. Hilariously, he looked like the kid from Bad Santa now that I shinkleboutit.
When I was walking back home, he was still standing there. I was getting angry again. Little fatty.
I noticed he was staring at me. I noticed his parents were there too, putting up lights. Then the kid said to me, "Hi! We're putting up Christmas decorations! "
And then my cold heart grew 3 sizes. He was a happy kid putting up lights and I hated him for no reason. I gave a thumbs up and said "cool dude".
Don't like the blatant consumerism of it all, but i like the cosiness and holiday spirit.
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You guys will be the envy of the neighborhood, i'm sure it will look splendid.Heck yeah. Today I put up some of our interior Christmas lights and some decorations. Tomorrow I start work on this year's festive door decor.
You guys will be the envy of the neighborhood, i'm sure it will look splendid.
Have you guys moved out to the wilderness/country yet, or are you still preparing for something like that?
Lots of ducks to still line up first (well dug and plumbing/wiring) but it's gonna be awesome. You're invited to target shoot on our range when it's complete.You guys will be the envy of the neighborhood, i'm sure it will look splendid.
Have you guys moved out to the wilderness/country yet, or are you still preparing for something like that?
Glorious! You're not too far off how our initial set up will look.
I'm a Dutchie, i have never seen let alone held a gun in my life, i would like to practice though, better stand a safe distance away when i do, lol.Lots of ducks to still line up first (well dug and plumbing/wiring) but it's gonna be awesome. You're invited to target shoot on our range when it's complete.
Glorious! You're not too far off how our initial set up will look.
I dunno I put it in the fridge I guessWhat happened to the beef!??
Cool, kinda jealous. Recently watched this video. This dude build his own cabin with his own bare hands. Amazingly well shot video.
Don't ask me how i remember, but you once talked about hanging the wrong holiday decorations on your door and the neighbourhood being outraged, something like that, lol.Tomorrow I start work on this year's festive door decor.
I had neglected to remove a holiday's decor (I think last year's Halloween) until late the morning after, bringing shame on the household. :)Don't ask me how i remember, but you once talked about hanging the wrong holiday decorations on your door and the neighbourhood being outraged, something like that, lol.
I had neglected to remove a holiday's decor (I think last year's Halloween) until late the morning after, bringing shame on the household. :)
I had neglected to remove a holiday's decor (I think last year's Halloween) until late the morning after, bringing shame on the household. :)
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