WWAW Canadian junior hockey being filled with sadistic faggots?

[Monk]

Chronique | La torture, le viol et lâhumiliation dans un aréna près de chez vous

Un juge a récemment levé le voile sur un révoltant scandale dans le milieu du hockey, écrit Martin Leclerc.

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I felt them urinate on me and throw things at me. They wrapped a rope around my penis. They threw the rope over a bar above me and tied a puck bag to the other end of the rope. They threw pucks into the bag until it got heavier and heavier. It was extremely painful...They inserted a hockey stick into my anus. They covered my genitals with warming analgesic cream. I remember my scrotum was purple.

I remember having to sit with other recruits on the shower floor. We were naked, one behind the other, the genitals pressed against the posterior of a teammate. The veterans made us sing: "Row, row your boat" The players were urinating on us and throwing objects at us. The coach came in, saw what was happening and came out laughing. […] I also remember being forced to catch with my mouths apples floating in the urine of teammates.

a) a hockey stick covered in heating pain cream was forcibly inserted into my anus; b) my genitals were covered with heating analgesic cream; c) a rod was used to insert heating analgesic cream into my urethra; d) the youngest players had to take the stage and put on a show for the veterans. Veterans defecated on the stage and forced recruits to throw their excrement at each other;

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I never experienced any hazing or anything, you did hear about it happening though. The weirdest shit I remember is dudes would all jack off together on the same bed in the hotels sometimes and I refused to be a part of that and was very vocal about how fucking gay it was. I also know of a ton of hockey players raping women that probably would have willingly had sex with them if they had any tact.

 

[guest]

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Fuck my dick is HARD.

I mean... I'm outraged.

 

[bombvest]

being a faggot is prerequisite for playing sports

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I never experienced any hazing or anything, you did hear about it happening though. The weirdest shit I remember is dudes would all jack off together on the same bed in the hotels sometimes and I refused to be a part of that and was very vocal about how fucking gay it was. I also know of a ton of hockey players raping women that probably would have willingly had sex with them if they had any tact.

Did you ever pick up a marshmallow with your buttcheeks?

 

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You want to come over to America and play some hockey with me, Treeky baby?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

But, why?

At least when you do this shit in Hollywood you usually have some Jew at the other end giving you a movie contract

makes no sense

 

[guest]

You want to come over to America and play some hockey with me, Treeky baby?

I know ‘ice hockey’ can be quite rough. Only if you promise to be gentle with me.

 

[guest]

I know ‘ice hockey’ can be quite rough. Only if you promise to be gentle with me.

I will be so soft with my mouth, it'll be the most incredible thing that big veiny dutch destroyer ever felt.

Ya know... in hockey.

 

[Turk February]

"We were naked, one behind the other, the genitals pressed against the posterior of a teammate. The veterans made us sing: "Row, row your boat" The players were urinating on us and throwing objects at us. The coach came in, saw what was happening and came out laughing."

Well, next time do a less hilarious torture. Jeez.

 

[guest]

I will be so soft with my mouth, it'll be the most incredible thing that big veiny dutch destroyer ever felt.

Ya know... in hockey.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I grew up playing from age 5 to 19 and played juniors so I've seen it all. We popped a kids ear drums by popping him in a trash can upside down and banging our sticks on it. Used to piss on the faggots in the shower when they couldn't even tell behind their backs. All of this kind of shit happens in hockey. One of the last bastions of humanity where we pick on and weed out soft faggots by being bigger faggots than they are.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Used to piss on the faggots in the shower when they couldn't even tell behind their backs.

This sounds totally normal to me, a lil shower piss here and there is normal horseplay. Tying penises to puck bags and buttraping people with hockey sticks covered in ben-gay seems a bit excessive, though.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Chronique | La torture, le viol et lâhumiliation dans un aréna près de chez vous

Un juge a récemment levé le voile sur un révoltant scandale dans le milieu du hockey, écrit Martin Leclerc.

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A few of the hottest most horrifying passages:

 

[Monk]

This sounds totally normal to me, a lil shower piss here and there is normal horseplay. Tying penises to puck bags and buttraping people with hockey sticks covered in ben-gay seems a bit excessive, though.

That's why he never made it to the pro level. If you want to play in the big leagues you've gotta be willing to sodomize and be sodomized. Gotta be able to give some CBT and take some CBT. Water sports is amateur shit.

 

[Carl Winslow]

My high school had a pretty good hockey team, and yea, some would tell tales of that shit.

Like jerking off together in the locker room and shitting in the showers.