Wwaw bringing your dog out to eat?

[guest]

Leave the mutt at home
There’s no reason to bring a dog to a restaurant.
They love it when every homosexual and chick ages 12-70 says “ohhh how cute” and asks a dozen questions that would fill out a facebook profile
Why do you want random people coming up to you and touching your dog?
Here’s that attention you ordered faggots
“Muh doggo”
Kill yourself

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[DiarrheaDick]

Wife and I were at a restaurant in Atlantic City last year, and across from us was an old couple with what looked like a small stroller parked at their table. I thought it was weird that they would bring a baby into a casino, but then I noticed it was a little dog of some kind. The old bag kept getting pissed that the dog had the nerve to stick its nose onto the table while they were eating. She eventually yelled at it and zipped the stroller shut in frustration.

People started bringing their dogs out more and more since the beginning of the plandemic, which is whatever, but stop bringing them to restaurants and the grocery store for fuck sake. If I ever step on any tootsie rolls while I'm walking around a store, I might wind up tracking down whoever has the dog and smear the shit all over their face.

 

[Dennyislife]

I go running in a park with hundreds of dogs. Mostly middle class yummy mummies when I am running so little lap dogs and the like. Occasionally you see the man of the house walking these tiny little dogs and I just laugh. There's one guy who must be a bodybuilder who has a little yappy dog and I just laugh every time. I don't really get why you would want the responsibility of a dog. It's essentially a toddler but for 15 years. A cat is maybe a 14 year old who can go out on its own and you can leave at home without worrying too much.

 

[guest]

That’s not nice calling your girlfriend (or boyfriend, let’s not be homophobic here) a dog.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I go running in a park with hundreds of dogs. Mostly middle class yummy mummies when I am running so little lap dogs and the like. Occasionally you see the man of the house walking these tiny little dogs and I just laugh. There's one guy who must be a bodybuilder who has a little yappy dog and I just laugh every time. I don't really get why you would want the responsibility of a dog. It's essentially a toddler but for 15 years. A cat is maybe a 14 year old who can go out on its own and you can leave at home without worrying too much.

I always thought little yappy dogs sucked until I had one. My ex got a chihuahua that ended up loving me and nobody else. They're stupid, they'll get themselves killed, they'll bite your friends and everyone but you will hate them, etc. But you definitely feel the love from the little faggots if you're the person they bond with. Walking them is embarrassing for sure though and you know every dude you walk past is thinking "fag."

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

The subway implemented a rule that you could only bring dogs if they fit in a bag, so dudes would bring retrievers in a giant ass laundry bag.

Now niggers just walk pitbulls onto the trains because of course they do

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Dogs rule and I want to be around them all the time

 

[guest]

I always thought little yappy dogs sucked until I had one. My ex got a chihuahua that ended up loving me and nobody else. They're stupid, they'll get themselves killed, they'll bite your friends and everyone but you will hate them, etc. But you definitely feel the love from the little faggots if you're the person they bond with. Walking them is embarrassing for sure though and you know every dude you walk past is thinking "fag."

Fag

 

[guest]

I always thought little yappy dogs sucked until I had one. My ex got a chihuahua that ended up loving me and nobody else. They're stupid, they'll get themselves killed, they'll bite your friends and everyone but you will hate them, etc. But you definitely feel the love from the little faggots if you're the person they bond with. Walking them is embarrassing for sure though and you know every dude you walk past is thinking "fag."

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[Dog Eater]

Leave the mutt at home
There’s no reason to bring a dog to a restaurant.
They love it when every homosexual and chick ages 12-70 says “ohhh how cute” and asks a dozen questions that would fill out a facebook profile
Why do you want random people coming up to you and touching your dog?
Here’s that attention you ordered faggots
“Muh doggo”
Kill yourself

I’m ok with dogs in restaurants as long as they’re in my soup or being steamed with some sesame leaf.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Getting a dog as a grown human being is the most obvious cope.

Why would you like that the thing is completely dependent on you and needs hours of care every day?
Why do you treat it like a spoiled teenage girl and clearly not train it to BEHAVE?
Why do you get butthurt and insist it's very well trained when challenged when it's blatantly obvious the thing disobeys you at every step?

Just have a faggy kid with your faggot husband, shut up, and get out of here with your faggot dog you ruined.