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India v Pakistan in new York city likely to have least 350 million people watching it, on the outskirts of new York and only a small amount of people locally aware of it
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you could be wrong and I still wouldn't know. I don't follow any of it; but at least I got to share my story lol
And yet not as retarded as someone thinking India v Pakistan in football would happen in the USA.football's silly anyway, and the fact that our country takes it so seriously is a joke. there was a time when my mate john nipped into a pub somewhere in the south and the bartender told him to piss off after finishing his only pint just cos my mate's a northerner, and all over a sodding sport neither of them even play. mental. hilariously enough though, a group of scousers overheard the exchange outside and nearly smashed up the place after he slagged off the north lmao
all this is to say, football's retarded -- or at least the people who watch it are
I didnt wanna say anything, I've already told enough sassters they're retarded...thank you for your service.And yet not as retarded as someone thinking India v Pakistan in football would happen in the USA.
I think because the Caribbean can't really host all the games easily they decided to chase the ex pat Indians and Pakistani US money
sorry, I'm not brown so I don't follow these thingsAnd yet not as retarded as someone thinking India v Pakistan in football would happen in the USA.
I think because the Caribbean can't really host all the games easily they decided to chase the ex pat Indians and Pakistani US money
Should be “The C”I saw news reports about the start of the WNBA and the players refer to the league as “The W” just when you thought the WNBA couldn’t look any worse / cringe.
1.6 billion people from India and Pakistan and they can't produce a single good football (soccer) player.
Their local football league is actually pretty well supported averaging 26k fans per game and yet they can't produce anyone. I guess eventually they will with the numbers but then China are crap too.1.6 billion people from India and Pakistan and they can't produce a single good football (soccer) player.
They have street shitter genesTheir local football league is actually pretty well supported averaging 26k fans per game and yet they can't produce anyone. I guess eventually they will with the numbers but then China are crap too.
In most of the old British Commonwealth countries, cricket is all that matters because they wanted to beat the empire at it. Austrailia is the only one with a decent football side.1.6 billion people from India and Pakistan and they can't produce a single good football (soccer) player.
A lot of commonwealth places play rugby too. Never heard of a Indian side yet tiny islands have a history of it.In most of the old British Commonwealth countries, cricket is all that matters because they wanted to beat the empire at it. Austrailia is the only one with a decent football side.
Boobie BallI saw news reports about the start of the WNBA and the players refer to the league as “The W” just when you thought the WNBA couldn’t look any worse / cringe.
—A Christmas Carnage (p. 97)football's silly anyway, and the fact that our country takes it so seriously is a joke. there was a time when my mate john nipped into a pub somewhere in the south and the bartender told him to piss off after finishing his only pint just cos my mate's a northerner, and all over a sodding sport neither of them even play. mental. hilariously enough though, a group of scousers overheard the exchange outside and nearly smashed up the place after he slagged off the north lmao
all this is to say, football's retarded -- or at least the people who watch it are
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