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Wwaw biggest sporting event in America this year?

Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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football's silly anyway, and the fact that our country takes it so seriously is a joke. there was a time when my mate john nipped into a pub somewhere in the south and the bartender told him to piss off after finishing his only pint just cos my mate's a northerner, and all over a sodding sport neither of them even play. mental. hilariously enough though, a group of scousers overheard the exchange outside and nearly smashed up the place after he slagged off the north lmao

all this is to say, football's retarded -- or at least the people who watch it are
 

Dennyislife

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football's silly anyway, and the fact that our country takes it so seriously is a joke. there was a time when my mate john nipped into a pub somewhere in the south and the bartender told him to piss off after finishing his only pint just cos my mate's a northerner, and all over a sodding sport neither of them even play. mental. hilariously enough though, a group of scousers overheard the exchange outside and nearly smashed up the place after he slagged off the north lmao

all this is to say, football's retarded -- or at least the people who watch it are
And yet not as retarded as someone thinking India v Pakistan in football would happen in the USA.

I think because the Caribbean can't really host all the games easily they decided to chase the ex pat Indians and Pakistani US money
 
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And yet not as retarded as someone thinking India v Pakistan in football would happen in the USA.

I think because the Caribbean can't really host all the games easily they decided to chase the ex pat Indians and Pakistani US money
I didnt wanna say anything, I've already told enough sassters they're retarded...thank you for your service.
 

BUBBLER

Janny of Ribbers
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Their local football league is actually pretty well supported averaging 26k fans per game and yet they can't produce anyone. I guess eventually they will with the numbers but then China are crap too.
They have street shitter genes
 

The Shah of Iran

aye awrite then
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1.6 billion people from India and Pakistan and they can't produce a single good football (soccer) player.
In most of the old British Commonwealth countries, cricket is all that matters because they wanted to beat the empire at it. Austrailia is the only one with a decent football side.
 

Dennyislife

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In most of the old British Commonwealth countries, cricket is all that matters because they wanted to beat the empire at it. Austrailia is the only one with a decent football side.
A lot of commonwealth places play rugby too. Never heard of a Indian side yet tiny islands have a history of it.
 

TomFromNawlins

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football's silly anyway, and the fact that our country takes it so seriously is a joke. there was a time when my mate john nipped into a pub somewhere in the south and the bartender told him to piss off after finishing his only pint just cos my mate's a northerner, and all over a sodding sport neither of them even play. mental. hilariously enough though, a group of scousers overheard the exchange outside and nearly smashed up the place after he slagged off the north lmao

all this is to say, football's retarded -- or at least the people who watch it are
—A Christmas Carnage (p. 97)
 
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