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Write your memoir with Tucker Max!

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If you're serious about writing your memoir, this is for you.

I'm launching a memoir mastermind, to guide a small group of people write their memoir.

I'm also doing what no successful memoirist has ever done:

I'm writing my next memoir with the group, and showing the group my rough drafts as I write them.

To be clear, this is an expensive mastermind and not for everyone, but for those of you ready to tell your story, this might be your thing.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Are the forums still around? I get bored sometimes and that sounds like it's still hilarious.
Sadly, no. After his movie bombed he got butthurt and took them down. The least stupid of his supporters were realizing he was massively exaggerating his predictions of success and started to realize maybe he was lying about his stories too. He tried to have Kung Fu Mike and other friends come in and Source: Trust Me Bro all the inconsistencies but the doubters weren't buying it. Stuff in the stories people started figuring out would absolutely be proof of it happening somewhere online but wasnt. And since the movie flopped ,he didn't have a product to grift money from his audience so they weren't worth the effort.
 
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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Sadly, no. After his movie bombed he got butthurt and took them down. The least stupid of his supporters were realizing he was massively exaggerating his predictions of success and started to realize maybe he was lying about his stories too. He tried to have Kung Fu Mike and other friends come in and Source: Trust Me Bro all the inconsistencies but the doubters weren't buying it. Stuff in the stories people started figuring out would absolutely be proof of it happening somewhere online but wasnt. And since the movie flopped ,he didn't have a product to grift money from his audience so they weren't worth the effort.
He came to my college to do a sneak preview of his movie so a bunch of us went because we loved his book. He did a Q&A afterwards and said he was already signed to do 2 more movies LOL

There was also some cripple who said he was a virgin and asked Tucker to help him get laid. Tucker said yes and they went out together that night. I went on the forum the next day and he confirmed he didn’t get him laid but fucked some random skank.

In retrospect, his whole persona was wannabe frat boy trash and I’m embarrassed that I ever liked him.
 
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Sadly, no. After his movie bombed he got butthurt and took them down. The least stupid of his supporters were realizing he was massively exaggerating his predictions of success and started to realize maybe he was lying about his stories too. He tried to have Kung Fu Mike and other friends come in and Source: Trust Me Bro all the inconsistencies but the doubters weren't buying it. Stuff in the stories people started figuring out would absolutely be proof of it happening somewhere online but wasnt. And since the movie flopped ,he didn't have a product to grift money from his audience so they weren't worth the effort.
Rudius Media. I remember those forums. It was just a bunch of people trying to sound smart.
 

BUBBLER

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He came to my college to do a sneak preview of his movie so a bunch of us went because we loved his book. He did a Q&A afterwards and said he was already signed to do 2 more movies LOL

There was also some cripple who said he was a virgin and asked Tucker to help him get laid. Tucker said yes and they went out together that night. I went on the forum the next day and he confirmed he didn’t get him laid but fucked some random skank.

In retrospect, his whole persona was wannabe frat boy trash and I’m embarrassed that I ever liked him.
We were all faggots once. Still are, but were back then too
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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He came to my college to do a sneak preview of his movie so a bunch of us went because we loved his book. He did a Q&A afterwards and said he was already signed to do 2 more movies LOL

There was also some cripple who said he was a virgin and asked Tucker to help him get laid. Tucker said yes and they went out together that night. I went on the forum the next day and he confirmed he didn’t get him laid but fucked some random skank.

In retrospect, his whole persona was wannabe frat boy trash and I’m embarrassed that I ever liked him.
Yeah he always seemed like a guy who acts like a bro but would fuck over buddies or just leave them hanging if it got in the way of him getting laid
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Yeah he always seemed like a guy who acts like a bro but would fuck over buddies or just leave them hanging if it got in the way of him getting laid
I didn’t even begrudge him for that, the cripple was fucking mangled. Not in the face but he could barely move the hand that powered his hover round. I felt bad for the brother.

His whole persona was douchebaggery. I remember he and his producer were drinking out of red solo cups on stage, answering questions from fart sniffing fuck boys. Some guys actually tried to tell their own disgusting fuck stories to one up him, none of which were funny or interesting.

I get so happy when I listen to Opie start going to callers.
 
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