Would you rather have 2 moms or 2 dads

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

And why

 

[captain_kamala]

when i was a kid i liked my dad better because he would put water on my toothbrush after the toothpaste and my mom didn't
so i'm going with 2 dads

 

[Ladynyahh]

I think I would go with 2 moms. The idea of having two grown men in the house as father figures, knowing they sodomize each other behind closed doors, is revolting

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

And why

exactly. I almost wrote a serious answer but it's sad as fuck without punchlines. even this is too long.

What kinda fuckin question is this? ya' queeer!

 

[Brooke Shields]

when i was a kid i liked my dad better because he would put water on my toothbrush after the toothpaste and my mom didn't
so i'm going with 2 dads

im trying to think of what this really symbolizes...

 

[potatopeeler63]

two moms, both infertile, they'd have me as some surrogate baby through a friend, i could fuck them both when im peaking with 16 year old hormones as they'd be dying for some dick

 

[NortheastPhilly]

2 butch moms would teach me how to be more of a man than 2 faggots would. And I could at least have a main male figure in my life to look up to like a coach or something.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

And why

Mommy issues give you an eating disorder, either fat or skinny. Daddy issues make you do blacked videos or cut off your cock. I'd rather binge and purge than end up a hilarious statistic.

 

[wbgreen]

100% of OnA fans are men or MtF, so we'd all want two moms. Gay guys only adopt boys to molest them. Two moms might try to make you a MtF, but I'd take spa days and comfy panties over nonstop ass rape.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

3 some parties with your two moms? sign me up

 

[fenrir]

Surprised at how many said they'd want two moms. Dykes are some of the most joyless people I've ever met and seem to feed off other people's misery so that's a hard pass for me.

As long as the two dads are Carol-type gay dudes, I think I'd be all in for the homo-homestead.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Surprised at how many said they'd want two moms. Dykes are some of the most joyless people I've ever met and seem to feed off other people's misery so that's a hard pass for me.

As long as the two dads are Carol-type gay dudes, I think I'd be all in for the homo-homestead.

just imagine how many shit in the house would be broken and not get fixed and how many garbage would be piling up and not get cleaned

 

[captain_kamala]

Surprised at how many said they'd want two moms. Dykes are some of the most joyless people I've ever met and seem to feed off other people's misery so that's a hard pass for me.

As long as the two dads are Carol-type gay dudes, I think I'd be all in for the homo-homestead.

that's what i'm sayin

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Imagine these 2 queers being your dads, no thanks.

 

[captain_kamala]

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Imagine these 2 queers being your dads, no thanks.

sibhashian is a fucking faggot with an ugly black girlfriend i hate him!!!!! his girlfriend broke up with him and sent him a pic of him passed out drunk i loled

 

[Mc.Faggot]

2 Dads

by a mile

Women are dumb, and 2 women is somehow dumber than 1

 

[Easily_Remembered]

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Imagine these 2 queers being your dads, no thanks.

"Honey, be a darling and edit daddy's Wikipedia, would you?"

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I feel like 2 dads would not be able to resist the temptation to fuck me. So, 2 dads.

 

[Dennyislife]

It depends.

Elton John likes sport and is insanely rich. Sure he's a bit of a diva but not in a overly camp way. That would be just about liveable

Most real world lesbians are bullish and it would ruin lesbian porn forever anyway.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I want two trans women to be my mothers.