Would you rather cum blood or bleed cum?

[Maybe even kiss you]

Asking for a nigger.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

It's pot talk Monday!

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Imagine Budd Dwyer except its all cum flowing out

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Lotta fawkin cumtown posts in off topic lately

 

[guest]

 

[aRTie02150]

A bloody nose would suck if it were cum.

 

[guest]

A bloody nose would suck rule if it were cum.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Yes

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

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Why do I hate this girl so much?

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

It feels like there's kind of a twilight zone style twist to this where you pick bleeding cum presuming it means you'll orgasm every time you cut yourself but in reality you get a rare stomach condition that causes you to vomit creampies and no doctor will go near you much less know how to treat it.

It's a tough one man, genuinely

 

[guest]

Why do I hate this girl so much?

Cause she’s Asian, thus sub-human.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Cause she’s Asian, thus sub-human.

I do hate Asians but that's sour grapes to be honest witcha. Never been treated better than this Asian chick ten years ago. I wonder where you are these days, Cindy.

Nevermind, just remembered she's 31 now

 

[Raymond]

Nevermind, just remembered she's 31 now

"There goes my hard-on"

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Asking for a nigger.

Who?

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Who?

That nigger Dre.

 

[guest]

First off, ask yourself why blood and cum are two things you associate with each other. What the hell did you guys get up to on the set of City Slickers?

 

[HeyItsVos]

Bleed cum for sure. I’d be like Bishop from Aliens.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

After farting and bleeding out my weiner after surgery once, I'd say I'd rather bleed cum.

 

[The Arm]

It's better to cum a shitload than to shit a cumload.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Good to see @johnnynoname / @MoorishCrackFaggot can keep creating alts.