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Would you let an alien give you head?

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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Lets say you’re walking in the forrest and an ET type nigga comes out and tries to suck on your dick. Would you let it?

Pros:
You can be the first man to have extraterrestrial sex
You get a blowjob

Cons:
Diseases unknown to humanity
Could be gay because you cant tell if its a girl or a guy, if they even follow those rules
 
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Lets say you’re walking in the forrest and an ET type nigga comes out and tries to suck on your dick. Would you let it?

Pros:
You can be the first man to have extraterrestrial sex
You get a blowjob

Cons:
Diseases unknown to humanity
Could be gay because you cant tell if its a girl or a guy, if they even follow those rules
Only if it has big, meaty flaps and a clit like Shaq's thumb.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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What's an alien gagging sound like do ya think?

"gork gork gork gork gork"
Yup-yup-yup-yup-yup-yup-yup-yup-yup
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