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Otherwise it would have been blowies.
No bodycam and I would have called her an uber, probably paid for her tow myselfThis mentality is why women get away with murder and the world is going to shit.
Maybe even kiss her ;)No bodycam and I would have called her an uber, probably paid for her tow myself
This is my first time simping for a hot foid. Cut me some slack nigga.This mentality is why women get away with murder and the world is going to shit.
I had to do one a few years ago when I hit this black crackhead bitch with my car. She walked into heavy traffic on a 4 lane two-way busy ass street. I was in the middle lane and she came out of nowhere, I slammed on my breaks and skidded to a halt just far enough to slightly nudge her leg. She was wearing a bathing cap cuz the bitch had to wait for the first friday of the month to get a new wieve. She set her cup of coffee down on the hood of my car without spilling it and curled up in a ball and started crying. I was driving a Hyundai Accent. She must have thought I was rich.I swear the stupid 'field test' is just for humiliation purposes, I doubt I could do all that sober & it gives the cop an area of leeway to decide. Breathalizers have existed for a while now & they'll need to get an evidential sample anyway.
I think in US they can compel a blood sample, in other places they can't force it because it's an invasive assault if you don't agree to it, needs to be done by a nurse who should abide by medical ethics standards.
Yeah it's a waste of time. Do the breathalyzer and be done with it.I swear the stupid 'field test' is just for humiliation purposes, I doubt I could do all that sober & it gives the cop an area of leeway to decide. Breathalizers have existed for a while now & they'll need to get an evidential sample anyway.
If a woman is ugly then of course she should be arrested, sued, charges pressed etcyes. i would never pass up a free & clear chance to force accountability on a woman, hot or not. some bitch slapped me in college once & i filed an assault charge on her. in that case, i actually probably would’ve tried to work the situation to my advantage if she had been hot but she was frumpy & stupid so i thought she just deserved to be dealt with by the law. she got busted for shoplifting later on so i was actually doing the community a favor by forewarning everyone of her criminal behavior
I worked with this douchebag DoD cop that told us he could technically arrest anyone for a DUI even if they blow a 0.00 just based on officers discretion.I swear the stupid 'field test' is just for humiliation purposes, I doubt I could do all that sober & it gives the cop an area of leeway to decide. Breathalizers have existed for a while now & they'll need to get an evidential sample anyway.
I think in US they can compel a blood sample, in other places they can't force it because it's an invasive assault if you don't agree to it, needs to be done by a nurse who should abide by medical ethics standards.
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