Would it be funny if Pat and Jackie destroyed Dan’s life?

[Faggot Boqposter]

Been thinking about that today. Would it be kind of funny if Pat and Jackie got Dan fired? On the one hand Dan has delivered some good material and bits. On the other hand it’s Dan.

It’s a tough one man

 

[Turk February]

I would say Dan's constant victories over the dopes are funnier... But Dan deleted my nps appearance so I change my answer to yes.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Worst case scenario, Dan has to adjust to life with 4 sinks.

 

[guest]

Jackie might have a lil "crush" on Dan...

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I would say Dan's constant victories over the dopes are funnier... But Dan deleted my nps appearance so I change my answer to yes.

Maybe..but when one side keeps winning over and over it kind of takes the sport out of it.

Plus, many things could result. Dan could go nuclear and file his own ridiculous lawsuit. That would introduce all kinds of fun new characters.

Or, Dan could go radio silent and pat and Jackie could
Make fools of themselves declaring victory. Redditors could then find entertaining targets to convince them
Dan was working at those companies.

 

[Turk February]

Maybe..but when one side keeps winning over and over it kind of takes the sport out of it.

Plus, many things could result. Dan could go nuclear and file his own ridiculous lawsuit. That would introduce all kinds of fun new characters.

Or, Dan could go radio silent and pat and Jackie could
Make fools of themselves declaring victory. Redditors could then find entertaining targets to convince them
Dan was working at those companies.

I know this is a forum for light hearted stuff and I don't want to spoil the mood, but this Dan guy can go suck eggs for all I care, sorry.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Would they do it by accident? Because if they somehow try to plan to ruin Dan they'll just end up another few dozen thousands of dollars in the negative

 

[Turry Fawks]

Yes. Regardless of how you might feel about Dan if he took the L here I would loff and loff

 

[quasi101]

 

[chewtoycock]

They're like the white guys that always have to lose to the globetrotters. If they broke with the bit then they'd fuck up an entire industry.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Shreckie still hasn't put it together that insight software is a FRONT
There isn't a single trafficed Brazillian woman or piece of rubber dogshit that crosses the US border without the Dan Man getting his cut.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Jackie might have a lil "crush" on Dan...

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[Mustard]

I know this is a forum for light hearted stuff and I don't want to spoil the mood, but this Dan guy can go suck eggs for all I care, sorry.

He said Turk's a "bit of a fibber" I wonder what Turk lied to Dan about

 

[DominusOdium]

Death to forum celebrities

 

[TorqueWheeler]

No, even putting aside the fact that I like Dan I think it's much funnier than these two fat, worthless bums know his full name, address and place of employment and still can't touch him.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Reminder that The Dan Man always wins!

 

[guest]

When the writers changed Dan's character from an egotistical cunt to a loveable poo eating retard, I became team dan.

How dare they try to get this scamp fired? he like the poo poo!

 

[BUBBLER]

Reminder that The Dan Man always wins!

This…Until one of you rubes can post a 200k check you’re beneath the Dan Man and should act accordingly.

 

[guest]

I wonder what fib he caught @Turk February making?