Worst Christmas music thread

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

For my money it’s anything by Pentatonix. These badass, leather jacket wearing superqueers make a capella music with some serious edge.

This shit gives me major white shame



What’re some of them other shit Christmas musics we got?

 

[Ladynyahh]

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

This one gets an honourable mention, aging boy band queer Robbie Williams writes a sure-to-be Christmas classic with a twist… it’s about the Covid 19 pandemic! Lots of topical and hilarious references to lockdowns and zoom calls

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I'll listen to literally (yes, literally) any Christmas song over this piece of shit.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Anything from Springsteen

 

[DanFielding]

Anything by Mannheim Steamroller. Instant douche chills. Ditto It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Anything from Springsteen

You telling me the same dude who wrote Nebraska, one of the greatest American albums of the early 80s, thought singing that Santa Claus is Coming to Town tripe in front of a live audience was a good idea?

Bet it was Max Weinberg's idea.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'll listen to literally (yes, literally) any Christmas song over this piece of shit.

Came here to specifically bitch about this pile of shite. The timing is fucked-up, and the rest of it sucks ass.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

You telling me the same dude who wrote Nebraska, one of the greatest American albums of the early 80s, thought singing that Santa Claus is Coming to Town tripe in front of a live audience was a good idea?

Bet it was Max Weinberg's idea.

Don’t forget Merry Christmas Baby!

I remember saying Springsteen’s Christmas songs stink, and an acquaintance of mine who is a Bruce fanatic showed me a live performance of a song called Pilgrim in the Temple of Love. I couldn’t get past the title.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'll listen to literally (yes, literally) any Christmas song over this piece of shit.

I like the eurobeat cover of this.

 

[Cuphead]

 

[Ladynyahh]

I like the eurobeat cover of this.

Of course a Cumia makes a parody about a song that was kind of rapey to begin with. All those pictures probably came from Compound parties. The Cumias are garbage and I'm glad that last name dies with Anthony/Joe

 

[Cuphead]

I'm not sure if this one counts since it's from a movie, but last Christmas I went to my Girlfriends family for Christmas and the kids were watching this and it made me want to strangle someone.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I dare you to listen to more than a minute of this. The “leader” of this band is a boomer who really thinks he’s a better musician than Roger Waters. It’s a whole story….

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I gotta go take a shit...

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

It’s a whole story….

let’s hear it, that sucked

 

[Dennyislife]

Fuck it. I am going full Cliff Richard. He's been at it for decades







Hey it's all about the baby jeebus really







I told you it was going on for decades







He also does covers







And with that I need a drink

 

[Curator]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]