Wonderfest update: patty didnt make it

[captain_kamala]

The fact that he thinks he'll have the funds to go next year is hilarious

 

[Meownaw]

I'm so sorry, Pat.
Wait a minute...
That liar he is there

 

[Hudson]

He's using his ticket money to fix the fence.

 

[Will Tate]

Thank God Facebook doesn't allow for any tomfoolery like a Pat's Growing Debt account the way Twitter does, that would really bring down the fun weekend these people are trying to have.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Brit Fat makes another appearance. And what is with his use of the royal we? Fat idiot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Lads....fuck off pat you wannabe brit. Pat must have not finished a model to submit. He has been going to this since at least 2014. He must be devistated. Kinda messed up that those people lied to him about missing him. It was probably the best Wonderfest in many years without him there. Plus they dont have him freeloading off the free booze.

 

[BudDickman]

Is this the guy with the "are you seeing this shit" face when Pat's wife was being taken from him publicly in real time?

 

[Udders]

All that PPP money must've run out. Funny that Nik never goes to any of these Cons with him. Maybe it is possible Pat has the ability to learn from his mistakes, however small that chance is.

 

[Will Tate]

Is this the guy with the "are you seeing this shit" face when Pat's wife was being taken from him publicly in real time?

I think so.

 

[captain_kamala]

Is this the guy with the "are you seeing this shit" face when Pat's wife was being taken from him publicly in real time?

Could be. He's very expressive

 

[NoBacon]

I’m so sorry Pat

 

[BudDickman]

Could be. He's very expressive

Oh yeah that's totally him. Mel Gibson doppleganger.

 

[HotDogJoe]

How many of these gay fucking low-rent cons that nobody's heard of does he attend each year? I swear all this fucker's life is is going to conventions and on vacation.

Reminder - "My wife and I are way too busy with our careers to have kids"

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Could be. He's very expressive

Nice gray hair and t-shirts, embarrassing faggots.

 

[NoBacon]

Doesn’t seem very diverse. Rumour is they have a no blacks rule

 

[guest]

All that PPP money must've run out. Funny that Nik never goes to any of these Cons with him. Maybe it is possible Pat has the ability to learn from his mistakes, however small that chance is.

Yes she does. No idea why, I guess to drink some different shitty local beer for a change.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

In a couple days, my wife and I will get in the car, drive six hours, and be surrounded by people who have loved me without preamble or condition for many, many years. Before I was published. Before I had a following. People who earned calling me "Pat."

It's my little heaven.

So I'm going to share a little #WonderFest story. It's not going to make sense to most of you.

WonderFest is a global mecha in Louisville, KY every year for unfortunate kids like me who never grew out of building model spaceships.

I have friends on every continent except Antarctica because of WonderFest. My newlywed wife and I spent a night outside Liverpool on our honeymoon staying with friends we made at WonderFest. It's a thing, and no, you're not invited if you can't build. Anyway...

...about ten years ago, a shitboat of us sci-fi model nerds were in a hotel suite getting our faces torn off by Molson XXX beer that had probably been smuggled across the Canadian border illegally by a Canuck compatriot.

We're three days into this Con. No one has eaten real food. Booze is flowing like Niagara. We're all talking shit. The Canuck looks like he's been passed out for an hour, chin on chest. We're jawing about WWII fighters for some reason.

I, being drunk, in an offhand fashion, talk about Canada's contribution to the war effort, which was considerable and honorable, and accidentally refer to the roundels on their planes as "Oak leafs."

Friends, I've been in real fights. I have seen people come to life and stand up at the slightest provocation.

But I have never seen anything like that Canadian resurrecting himself up off the suite's couch when I fucked up the tree species on the Canadian flag.

Blappy (we call him Blappy, no one knows why) openned his eyes, rose up off the couch like Nosferatu, and got right in my face shouting, "Oakleaf, motherfucker! Do I call it the Asterisks and Ribbons, you piece of shit!?"

Remember, we're in Louisville, KY, as all four-foot-nothing of this boiling cauldron of maple syrup jumps up in my grill.

What does everyone in the room do as Captain Ottawa lights off and insults our flag?

Laughs. At me. For fucking up Canada's flag.

I still hear about it.

We would all kill for Blappy. We have people who come from Canada, New Zealand, England, Hong Kong, Japan... every year. And they're family. Our big, dumb, drunk family.

 

[guest]

I have friends on every continent except Antarctica because of WonderFest. My newlywed wife and I spent a night outside Liverpool on our honeymoon staying with friends we made at WonderFest. It's a thing, and no, you're not invited if you can't build. Anyway...
We would all kill for Blappy. We have people who come from Canada, New Zealand, England, Hong Kong, Japan... every year. And they're family. Our big, dumb, drunk family.

Not anywhere in Africa though, hmmm

 

[captain_kamala]

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[BudDickman]

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