Women that you'll never get to fuck and it drives you mad.

[JamieConway]

 

[guest]

I would seriously consider giving my left gonad to have been able to fuck 90s era Salma Hayek.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

 

[guest]

Never say never, right gang?

 

[guest]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[guest]

Margot’s been doing squats. Unfortunately not on my face.

 

[RibGiver]

I've fucked them all. Sue was the best.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Margot’s been doing squats. Unfortunately not on my face.

or implants? unfortunately not on your face?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

been jerking to Mary Elizabeth Winstead since Final Destination 3

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

 

[guest]

or implants? unfortunately not on your face?

Ugh that would suck. Fake tits if they’re not overdone I don’t mind but not plastic asses.

I was implying I’d like Ms. Robbie to sit on my face.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Ugh that would suck. Fake tits if they’re not overdone I don’t mind but not plastic asses.

I was implying I’d like Ms. Robbie to sit on my face.

And I was implying I'd like to implant her ass your face

 

[BrotherMan1488]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I wish I could bang aunt's ex, or crypt carol, or any of Joe's other sloppy seconds.

But for real I'd RIP my dick off and throw it at Monica belluci just to get it near her pussy

 

[JamieConway]

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I thought these broads were all dykes? Guess it doesn't matter for fantasizing.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I saw a chick at a gas station the other day with some fat thighs and a big donkey ass. We made eye contact a few times and I think she might've seen me mouthing the words, "FUCK I wanna slap that FAWKIN ass! [PaulWeimer]FUCK![/PaulWeimer].

 

[Dog Eater]

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