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Women talk about sex more than men.

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My perspective as a FAGGOT (we heard you!) is necessary here.

I am friends with a lot of women i’ll never fuck. As such I hear details a lot of you wouldn’t be privy too. However I also have a lot of guy friends and they’re all straight, so this should be an equal comparison.

But women talk about sex more.

I’ve had dudes brag about women they’ve banged but it’s usually just that. “I fucked X last night” and everyone goes WHOAAAA because we all know just by the name how hard a catch she is or how attractive she is, etc.

But when women brag about sex it is in the most nauseating detail imaginable. Sizes, positions, where, when, what time, how good or bad it was, etc etc.

If i had to posit a reason for this? Guys don’t want to describe sex in intimate detail because thats not the interesting part. The impressive part is the catch itself. And no one wants to hear the intimate details because no one wants to implant into their friends head what fucking a girl they fucked is like. Then your friend may want to fuck your girl.

However the reason women do is because men themselves are not the catch but their abilities. Who cares if you bagged a billionaire, is he good in bed? And how good he is determines how big of a catch you pulled.

I don’t know i’m rambling but this shit is 100% true. So don’t ever let a woman tell you they aren’t as disgusting as men.
 
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Sue Lightning said:
My perspective as a FAGGOT (we heard you!) is necessary here.

I am friends with a lot of women i’ll never fuck. As such I hear details a lot of you wouldn’t be privy too. However I also have a lot of guy friends and they’re all straight, so this should be an equal comparison.

But women talk about sex more.

I’ve had dudes brag about women they’ve banged but it’s usually just that. “I fucked X last night” and everyone goes WHOAAAA because we all know just by the name how hard a catch she is or how attractive she is, etc.

But when women brag about sex it is in the most nauseating detail imaginable. Sizes, positions, where, when, what time, how good or bad it was, etc etc.

If i had to posit a reason for this? Guys don’t want to describe sex in intimate detail because thats not the interesting part. The impressive part is the catch itself. And no one wants to hear the intimate details because no one wants to implant into their friends head what fucking a girl they fucked is like. Then your friend may want to fuck your girl.

However the reason women do is because men themselves are not the catch but their abilities. Who cares if you bagged a billionaire, is he good in bed? And how good he is determines how big of a catch you pulled.

I don’t know i’m rambling but this shit is 100% true. So don’t ever let a woman tell you they aren’t as disgusting as men.
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What’s the grimiest thing you’ve heard. Asking for a friend.
 
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What’s the grimiest thing you’ve heard. Asking for a friend.
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It’s not grimiest it’s just shit that makes you go “why are you telling me this?” Like for example a woman will tell you some shit about how she went on a tinder date and where the dude made his move and how big he was and shit. If a dude were telling you this about a woman he fucked you would think “Oh he’s trying to impress me by describing how hot the girl he fucked was”. But when women do it it’s not the humiliation thing you think, it’s a BRAG but with a different context, one i just can’t put my finger on. But if I had to speculate it’s again because people use who they fuck or date as status uppers. For men its how hot the woman is. For women its how “good” the man is overall, not just his superficial looks.

Edit: Ok no the most personally filthiest to me is when my then ex was telling me how she was describing to her friends our sex life and how good I was. I don’t give a shit that that should be a compliment, don’t talk about that shit. I never did that shit with my guy friends so why is the reverse ok.
 
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