With opening day upon us, let us all revisit the greatest baseball story ever told.

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

 

[johnnynoname]

I want to make a brett saberhagen or Mark Gubiza reference but I feel like I would be shoehorning it in

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I want to make a brett saberhagen or Mark Gubiza reference but I feel like I would be shoehorning it in

Not with me brothaman. Hell, we can talk about Buddy Biancalana and Dan Quisenberry if you want.

 

[johnnynoname]

something something Frank White something something

 

[Meownaw]

 

[johnnynoname]

schmidt had to finish off his career at 1st base because of his knees


fag

 

[johnnynoname]

....god I hope Mike schmidt doesn't know what a internet is......I'm legit fucked if he does yo

 

[Meownaw]

....god I hope Mike schmidt doesn't know what a internet is......I'm legit fucked if he does yo

You alright bud? More schizo than usual tonight. God be with you no bs.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

“Im good about twice a year for that” is the best line.

Crazy because I say the same exact thing about sharting. Seems like a semiannual thing

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I shot a commercial with Brett. No pants shitting, but we basically paid him for his time in beers and a $200 restaurant gift card.

 

[guest]

RIP George Brett.

Also, glad no name is a baseball fan

Furthermore, top brotherman Zack Greinke is starting tomorrow for opening day, get ‘em Greinke

 

[💩💩💩💩]

I like the 10 cent beer day story

 

[guest]

I like the one about Ty Cobb kicking a black lady down a stair case

 

[Duxbury Dave]

RIP George Brett.

Also, glad no name is a baseball fan

Furthermore, top brotherman Zack Greinke is starting tomorrow for opening day, get ‘em Greinke

Fuck you scared me. I had to Google to make sure George Brett was still alive. (He is.) Those 80s players/teams fucking ruled.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I like the one about Ty Cobb kicking a black lady down a stair case

I like the one about some guy with missing fingers calling Cobb a "half nigger" among other abuses from the stands. Well, ol' Ty didn't take too kindly to that, so he clambers up and starts wailing on the fella. Someone else shouts "Stop it, he doesn't have hands!", and Cobb shouts back "I don't care if he got no feet!"
Classic Ty.

 

[guest]

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Some guy calls Francesa with his most special memory of a bunt, and Mike completely ruins the guys day

Edit: I read this thread title as let’s revisit the greatest baseball “stories” ever told. Sorry

 

[Udders]

I want to make a brett saberhagen or Mark Gubiza reference but I feel like I would be shoehorning it in

Speaking of Mark Gubicza, most everyone here likely never experienced The Artie Lange Show and Mike Bocchetti trying to pronounce guests' names, notably Mark Gubicza, and Tanyon Sturtze.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

https://twitter.com/BackAftaThis/status/1261870234291617793?s=20

Some guy calls Francesa with his most special memory of a bunt, and Mike completely ruins the guys day

Edit: I read this thread title as let’s revisit the greatest baseball “stories” ever told. Sorry

But, seriously, what WAS the point? Was it a game winning bunt? Was he there with his grandpa who was the biggest Yankees fan he knew? Did Ralph Houk blow him after the game? Eddie from Queens is a dope.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

“Im good about twice a year for that” is the best line.

Crazy because I say the same exact thing about sharting. Seems like a semiannual thing

"Who's the pitchers in this game" is the line that kills me.
His shit story is over. Back to business.