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With Christmas just around the corner, I was wondering if it would be alright for me to join one of you and your family for Christmas Eve dinner.

ВenDovid

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I know we haven't always gotten along, but what better way to spend Christmas than by putting aside our differences and sharing a festive dinner together? Normally, I'd be with my family, but since they disowned me for being a bit of a troublemaker, I don't think I'll be invited to their Christmas celebration. I also know my people were responsible for the death of your Lord and Savior, but let's try to look at it from a different perspective. Without that, you wouldn't have Easter to celebrate or those days off to enjoy.

In exchange, I can provide the entertainment. I can share some behind-the-scenes stories from the radio show, for which I played a big part in its success. I could for example play you and your family some voicemails left by Bobo, or show you some pictures I took of Steve's breakfast. I can also play some festive music on guitar hero or explain how I am mainly responsible for the success of GTA V.

Anyway, if you'd be open to me joining your Christmas dinner, just let me know in this thread. I do have dietary preferences, though—I only eat Kosher food. So, you'll need to let the person doing the cooking know about that.

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I also may need to stay at your place for a couple of weeks since the bar I'm working at is closed for now. I'm totally fine with the couch—or even the attic! We could even have some fun and pretend it's Germany in 1940, and I'm hiding out up there.
 
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Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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I'm not sure what my exact height is. But to give you an idea, I need a stool to reach the upper kitchen cabinets.
not a recent pic but I think you'll be good





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Randal_X2

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I know we haven't always gotten along, but what better way to spend Christmas than by putting aside our differences and sharing a festive dinner together? Normally, I'd be with my family, but since they disowned me for being a bit of a troublemaker, I don't think I'll be invited to their Christmas celebration. I also know my people were responsible for the death of your Lord and Savior, but let's try to look at it from a different perspective. Without that, you wouldn't have Easter to celebrate or those days off to enjoy.

In exchange, I can provide the entertainment. I can share some behind-the-scenes stories from the radio show, for which I played a big part in its success. I could for example play you and your family some voicemails left by Bobo, or show you some pictures I took of Steve's breakfast. I can also play some festive music on guitar hero or explain how I am mainly responsible for the success of GTA V.

Anyway, if you'd be open to me joining your Christmas dinner, just let me know in this thread. I do have dietary preferences, though—I only eat Kosher food. So, you'll need to let the person doing the cooking know about that.

P.S.
I also may need to stay at your place for a couple of weeks since the bar I'm working at is closed for now. I'm totally fine with the couch—or even the attic! We could even have some fun and pretend it's Germany in 1940, and I'm hiding out up there.
Of all those hearts in the world, you came to mine.
Come and enjoy Christ in the Randverse, brothaman.
 
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