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Wisconsin rube pig admits to eating at Chili’s To Go

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Even as a joke, that is terrible. If you are doing something bad enough to get banned from a resturaunt at the fucking airport, you are going to get arrested.
what is the joke?

His pants-shitting fragment makes it very hard to interpret. He adds himself to the list right? It's funny cause he's fat and rude
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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I remember lying about this as a kid, 7th grade maybe? I told classmates there was a Best Buy I was permanently banned from, was vague on the reasons why, but assured everyone who'd listen that if I ever stepped foot in that Best Buy again I'd get in sooooo much trouble.

Nobody found me or my story edgy or interesting like I had hoped. Best of luck making it work for you, Patrick.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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On Twitter, Frat Pat is a party animal getting banned from Chilis at the airport.

In real life, Pat was not at Hooligans at 1am because "he's not 25 and he doesn't close down bars anymore".

Imagine being 42 years old and thinking it's cool to get thrown out of a Chilis in the airport.
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