Will Pig avoid the draft for the war he’s been shilling on Twitter?

[NoBacon]

Will the fat bastard put his money where his mouth is? Of course not.

 

[HotDogJoe]

My health condition doesn't allow it. Otherwise I'd be on the front line, child. *Picks up phone and farts into couch*

 

[NoBacon]

My health condition doesn't allow it. Otherwise I'd be on the front line, child. *Picks up phone and farts into couch*

I’d be there and I’d be the most effective soldier they have, sweetie. I have a more important job to do on Twitter, shining a light on the truth, that more children should be sent to die for the boomers.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I don't think you're allowed to bring your phone and tweet so I don't think so.

 

[NoBacon]

I don't think you're allowed to bring your phone and tweet so I don't think so.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

He'd have to get some money first

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

remember that pat will physically do nothing but will be the most vocal about this.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Pat has been on blood pressure meds since his late 20's.
Pat is morbidly obese.
Patrick S. Tomlinson is a pedophile.

So no, he wont be fighting the war he is shilling for. What a fucking cunt.

Also fat.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

 

[NoBacon]

Pat has been on blood pressure meds since his late 20's.
Pat is morbidly obese.
Patrick S. Tomlinson is a pedophile.

So no, he wont be fighting the war he is shilling for. What a fucking cunt.

Also fat.

Pat is an all action stud, an expert marksman, a trained MMA fighter, a certified first aids giving lifeguard. He’s an eminent scholar on military strategy, geopolitics and foreign policy.

He is an amazing asset for the anti Hitler army to stop Putin/Hitler v2

I’m sure he will be enlisting any day now. It’s not like he’s a morbidly obese retard with no skills who lives in abject poverty and leeches off his wife or anything.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Hush child, if it wasn’t for my hectic television filming schedule I’d take Putin out like Pesci whacked the real estate agent in Casino.

You have been instructed oink oink oink.

 

[Guyincognito]

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Jesus Christ. These fucking drama queens

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Are they aware that Ukraine has literal Nazi parties?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Young, hip, millennial Pat is actually too old to be drafted by about 7 years if you count the training and service obligation that runs until age 35.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Geopolitical pat is the worst

 

[DanFielding]

I’m looking for half hovels in Canada as we speak, child.

 

[NoBacon]

Geopolitical pat is the worst
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fucking boomers committing young people into wars they would never dare fight in, I fucking hate them

 

[guest]

Never before in human history has a man been able to chicken hawk from under a pink blanket.

 

[DominusOdium]

"Yup, that's me, political firebrand Patrick S Tomlinson
. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation…"