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Will Pig avoid the draft for the war he’s been shilling on Twitter?

NoBacon

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My health condition doesn't allow it. Otherwise I'd be on the front line, child. *Picks up phone and farts into couch*

I’d be there and I’d be the most effective soldier they have, sweetie. I have a more important job to do on Twitter, shining a light on the truth, that more children should be sent to die for the boomers.
 

NoBacon

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I don't think you're allowed to bring your phone and tweet so I don't think so.
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NoBacon

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Pat has been on blood pressure meds since his late 20's.
Pat is morbidly obese.
Patrick S. Tomlinson is a pedophile.

So no, he wont be fighting the war he is shilling for. What a fucking cunt.

Also fat.
Pat is an all action stud, an expert marksman, a trained MMA fighter, a certified first aids giving lifeguard. He’s an eminent scholar on military strategy, geopolitics and foreign policy.

He is an amazing asset for the anti Hitler army to stop Putin/Hitler v2

I’m sure he will be enlisting any day now. It’s not like he’s a morbidly obese retard with no skills who lives in abject poverty and leeches off his wife or anything.
 

Mitch Weaver

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Hush child, if it wasn’t for my hectic television filming schedule I’d take Putin out like Pesci whacked the real estate agent in Casino.

You have been instructed oink oink oink.
 

TomFromNawlins

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Young, hip, millennial Pat is actually too old to be drafted by about 7 years if you count the training and service obligation that runs until age 35.
 
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