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There is no way that whatever cruise liner is paying for a bag of chips for him to eat every time he starts mooing. There's no way he's gonna be able to live his fat fuck lifestyle.
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Do staff eat the food made for everyone else?Fuck no, he’ll be eating shitty buffet food for months. He’ll be fatter than he’s ever been in his life by the end of this.
No but i don’t think people like Joe get treated like housekeepers and stuff. He’s not really a crew member, he’s like a hired contractor. I’ve been on cruises back in the day and saw the comedians eating in the dining room and hanging out by the pool like a regular guest. I’m guessing he has a similar deal when he’s not playing.Do staff eat the food made for everyone else?
It's mostly Brit passengers so will be catered accordingly. Joe's going to be putting away a fry-up every morning before long. "I'll get back on the diet when i get back to the States/it's mostly protein anyway/General Montgomery ate one every morning and he lived till almost 90!" He'll find a way to excuse himself.Do cruise ships have BIG Turkey sandwiches?
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