Will Fat Rick make it to 45?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

With Norm passing it has everyone thinking about death and I’m really thinking Fat Rick Pat Trick won’t make it to 45. We’ve seen how he’s aged 15 years in less than 4 and his head getting so huge is alarming. He’s got a Ted Kennedy head and we know he has a terrible diet and barely gets any exercise. This lol suit I think will be cutting his life expectancy drastically and he’s also fat.

 

[Meownaw]

Doubtful

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Saint Mel willing. He’s our only living saint since God needed a loff in heaven.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I hope not. He's some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

 

[guest]

He makes it to 47 before his first heart attack, dies at 54 of congestive heart failure.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’m sure he’ll make it closer to 50, but he’s going to look hideous and have a horrific quality of life. He’ll probably be in worse shape than almost 70 year olds that just took care of themselves

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Meatloaf Mondays really has done a number on Fat.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

He's not that Fat where you could classify him as morbidly obese. I mean fucking Bobby is 50 and fatter than Rick.

The only real non-disease guy that died young was Carl, and that's because he had the brilliant idea to eat 60 cheeseburgers in a week and see how his heart would react.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

The only real non-disease guy that died young was Carl, and that's because he had the brilliant idea to eat 60 cheeseburgers in a week and see how his heart would react.

60 John Does is what might end Rick.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

His waist has made it past 45

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He's not that Fat where you could classify him as morbidly obese. I mean fucking Bobby is 50 and fatter than Rick.

The only real non-disease guy that died young was Carl, and that's because he had the brilliant idea to eat 60 cheeseburgers in a week and see how his heart would react.

Clearly you’ve never heard of #Ruizing, retard.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Thanks to modern medicine, Rick will be laying on couches tweeting for decades to come #TrustTheScience

 

[NoBacon]

He makes it to 47 before his first heart attack, dies at 54 of congestive heart failure.

Is this basically your current situation?

 

[guest]

Is this basically your current situation?

Not even close I had a cardiac age of 39, I presume that means no blockages and that's the age they use. I did the age 50 stress test was fine, I have no diabetes or HBP. My problem is my back and the MRI is worse than it feels. I imagine I could lose 10-15 pounds as I definitely don't do enough anymore, but Pat makes me look fit and I imagine I outweigh him.

 

[Random username]

With Norm passing it has everyone thinking about death and I’m really thinking Fat Rick Pat Trick won’t make it to 45. We’ve seen how he’s aged 15 years in less than 4 and his head getting so huge is alarming. He’s got a Ted Kennedy head and we know he has a terrible diet and barely gets any exercise. This lol suit I think will be cutting his life expectancy drastically and he’s also fat.

What are you talking about? I recently heard a phone call where Rick bragged about working out. Are you saying he's a big fat liar?

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Not even close I had a cardiac age of 39, I presume that means no blockages and that's the age they use. I did the age 50 stress test was fine, I have no diabetes or HBP. My problem is my back and the MRI is worse than it feels. I imagine I could lose 10-15 pounds as I definitely don't do enough anymore, but Pat makes me look fit and I imagine I outweigh him.

Just because you give a bunch of details doesn't make it any less of a "No, child, it is not"

 

[ActionJackson]

Not even close I had a cardiac age of 39, I presume that means no blockages and that's the age they use. I did the age 50 stress test was fine, I have no diabetes or HBP. My problem is my back and the MRI is worse than it feels. I imagine I could lose 10-15 pounds as I definitely don't do enough anymore, but Pat makes me look fit and I imagine I outweigh him.

I remember you telling Rick that your jab would knock him out. What about a slap? Would it look anything like this?

 

[guest]

Just because you give a bunch of details doesn't make it any less of a "No, child, it is not"

I said to him in a text I stopped running in my 40's and he recalled that on another when I said something and he said only one of us is still a runner. He somehow thinks not running, literally means you never run or do anything. I still can run a few miles, I still can sprint, but it isn't good for older knees on a big person to run, so I tend to bike more and so walks. You know because I'm not a fat retard that claims at my age I'm in better shape than when I was 25.

 

[guest]

I remember you telling Rick that your jab would knock him out. What about a slap? Would it look anything like this?
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Not really but I bet my slap would do that to him lol.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

For some reason bad people always seem to live a long time, Pat's a massive hunk of shit so it wouldn't surprise me if he makes it well into his 90's.

Granted he will probably lose his legs to diabetes, resulting in him being a legless fat pig being pushed around by a black orderly who will almost certainly punch him in the face when he's asleep.