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Why would a 300lb 45 year old man be obsessed with a child actor who looks underage?
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What evidence do you have that he’s 300 pounds?
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He’s never denied it.
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As good a reason as any
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We're both in the BMI class of "overweight", but he's much much shorter than me.
However he's insecure about being a fat manlet, so please reassure him that BMI isn't an accurate representation of anything. All his extra pounds are muscle while all mine are fat. I'm not making anything up, this is his actual logic.
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People have seen what I look like, nobody has seen you. Probably because you’re not even male.
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@Jenna this is actually true. Just post a pic of your bicep or thigh.
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See look now we're no longer discussing NoBacon being legally overweight, and the subject has changed to asking Jenna to dox herself on the orders of the DM King.
No more posts about NoBacon's doughy marshmallow body, understand? It's a sensitive topic for the hobbit with bitchtits.
No more posts about NoBacon's doughy marshmallow body, understand? It's a sensitive topic for the hobbit with bitchtits.
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You can just send it to me. I won’t share it with anyone, and I will post in this thread who is fatter.
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I’m fatter than I’ve ever been but also broader and with more muscle, I want to lose weight but I’m happy with my build right now.
I’ve sent a recent pic before, it’s time for Jenna to step up or confirm he’s a 400lb girl.
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Hey I admit I'm in the BMI category of overweight. I don't do the Patrick/NoBacon/Cartman thing. Being legally fat but needing everyone to tell me I'm super buff and not fat by any definition (other than BMI).
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Would you say you’re broader in the chest and shoulders than most?
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Absolutely not, a stranger wouldn’t think it, but my build isn’t big and I’m speaking just for myself
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What are you queers babbling about, I thought this was an MC Serch forum?
Chop Chee?
Chop Chee?
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Damn, the cool popular posters are all sending each other saucy body pics behind the scenes.
Do you snap 90 pics from different angles so you can send the best one?
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Not at all, i just don’t have any problem sharing these things , I have nothing to hide
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Christianity should be about forgiveness.
Nobacon needs to break bread with Jenna and see they’re not so different.
Nobacon needs to break bread with Jenna and see they’re not so different.
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He’d eat every last crumb of it himself
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"I have no problem sharing these things" and "I have nothing to hide" says the guy who DMs sexy body pics to his internet friends but won't post them publicly.
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Because I don’t want validation, stupid.