Why won't Patrick get a job?

[CliffordTheBigRedNigger]

And where is all the money coming from? I'm starting to believe it's not that he's even lazy, but he's so retarded he's too stupid to get hired anywhere.

 

[DanFielding]

Pat could only get a blue collar job and he thinks those are beneath him. So instead he sits on his ass all day mooching off his wife and/or the taxpayers and drinking himself into a stupor. Basically, he’s a real-life version of Andy Capp except much, much fatter.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

He worked half a shift at Target before walking out. So he's says, anyway. He's called that shit "beneath" him. Imagine a guy with a quarter page resume calling any work "beneath him"...

 

[The Greaseman]

Because he's a fat, lazy retard.

 

[wbgreen]

He can own a home and travel on whatever government fraud/charity has has going on. Why get a real job just to have the same standard of living but pay taxes and have 40 hours less of free time?

Pat needs to go to cons and give a presentation on how to live like him.

 

[guest]

He has a gig selling insurance for United Healthcare

 

[guest]

I've come to the belief that he is an insurance salesman and has been for a long time. The vacations and everything are typical rube traps that any schmuck could afford, let alone a childless 40 year old

 

[SFWA liaison]

working is beneath him, child

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I've come to the belief that he is an insurance salesman and has been for a long time. The vacations and everything are typical rube traps that any schmuck could afford, let alone a childless 40 year old

Wouldn't his lifestyle be a little better if he was slinging insurance?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Because he's unskilled and has a bizarre complex that won't allow him to work anywhere that isn't paying at least 100k a year. He's also very unemployable judging by how he handles himself.

 

[guest]

Wouldn't his lifestyle be a little better if he was slinging insurance?

No, he probably isn’t good at it and doesn’t make that much. Obviously he doesn’t have the work ethic to put in the work to make good money.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Does he have to pay any child support?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Does he have to pay any child support?

No, child. Pat signed away the rights and responsibilities to his daughter on three occasions.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He would be fired on the first day of any job.
Imagine how he would respond to being told what to do

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

No, child. Pat signed away the rights and responsibilities to his daughter on three occasions.

What a complete pos. I hope that daughter grows up to write about her scummy fat absentee father. Patrick needs to be continually harassed for abandoning his daughter…it’s really the most important thing to go after him on. I am surprised Niki isn’t disgusted with him for doing that. Most women have a maternal instinct. She is a scumbag too.