Why should I be frightened of dying?

[Professor Rape]

There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I think this is what it will be like

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

How can you rape when you've passed?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Professor Rape]

How can you rape when you've passed?
Asking for a friend.

They'll need an aBOOOOrtion

 

[Child..]

My Somali friend once asked me: "Hey, how come white people are sooo afraid of dying, but when they see a cadaver, they dont give a fuck...meanwhile, we arent afraid of death, but are scared shitless of handling/touching corpses?" And I had no real good answer lol...atheism? idk

 

[Professor Rape]

My Somali friend once asked me: "Hey, how come white people are sooo afraid of dying, but when they see a cadaver, they dont give a fuck...meanwhile, we arent afraid of death, but are scared shitless of handling/touching corpses?" And I had no real good answer lol...atheism? idk

I'd fuck a hot corpse. Is that considered rape?

 

[Child..]

I'd fuck a hot corpse. Is that considered rape?

Gives a new meaning to "Ghost buster"

-boq

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

You shouldn’t be - Imagine what living for 500 years would be like. You’d have to work for ~400 years and the government would be raising taxes / printing money the entire time so you’d still struggle to truly build wealth.

Plus, I’m sure we’d probably be 3/4 computer and 1/4 human. Think terminator but you can feel pain and get sad.

Sounds pretty gay if you ask me

 

[Single Action Army]

In that case, kill yourself

 

[DMAN]

Anything with finality (more than stepping on a bug) is heavy, sad shit.

It's the unknown.

How do you cope with things in life? Joking around, probably. Well, there's no reason to believe there is any joking in the afterlife. Just the same as if you were in a coma, but you never find out about it... Or, best case scenario, you can haunt the people you knew. Ooof. The DHAUNTINGS would never end.

Here's where The DPRESSION kicks in... If there IS any consciousness in the afterlife, ALL of your dead parents, grandparents, friends, etc. know exactly what you jagoff to, and have watched you do it. (Or at least tried to check in on you, in the middle of your sesh, and they caught a ghostly glimpse of something horrible.) The DMAN cannot imagine that sex is allowed in heaven? Where we at wit the existential DPRESSION?

 

[Professor Rape]

In that case, kill yourself

Hey I'm not frightened of not raping but you don't see me doing that

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Anything with finality (more than stepping on a bug) is heavy, sad shit.

It's the unknown.

How do you cope with things in life? Joking around, probably. Well, there's no reason to believe there is any joking in the afterlife. Just the same as if you were in a coma, but you never find out about it... Or, best case scenario, you can haunt the people you knew. Ooof. The DHAUNTINGS would never end.

Here's where The DPRESSION kicks in... If there IS any consciousness in the afterlife, ALL of your dead parents, grandparents, friends, etc. know exactly what you jagoff to, and have watched you do it. (Or at least tried to check in on you, in the middle of your sesh, and they caught a ghostly glimpse of something horrible.) The DMAN cannot imagine that sex is allowed in heaven? Where we at wit the existential DPRESSION?

 

[CQ Beans]

Anything with finality (more than stepping on a bug) is heavy, sad shit.

It's the unknown.

How do you cope with things in life? Joking around, probably. Well, there's no reason to believe there is any joking in the afterlife. Just the same as if you were in a coma, but you never find out about it... Or, best case scenario, you can haunt the people you knew. Ooof. The DHAUNTINGS would never end.

Here's where The DPRESSION kicks in... If there IS any consciousness in the afterlife, ALL of your dead parents, grandparents, friends, etc. know exactly what you jagoff to, and have watched you do it. (Or at least tried to check in on you, in the middle of your sesh, and they caught a ghostly glimpse of something horrible.) The DMAN cannot imagine that sex is allowed in heaven? Where we at wit the existential DPRESSION?

You can’t honestly think that that sort of consciousness belongs in the afterlife meaning all of the bitterness and judgmental feelings associated with this existence. If you believe nothing can ever truly be destroyed than whatever you want to call it our otherness or whatever has to be higher than this. We go back where we came from wherever that might be.

 

[Professor Rape]

We go back where we came from wherever that might be.

Reddit?

 

[DMAN]

If you believe nothing can ever truly be destroyed

The DMAN does not believe this.

However, perhaps the actual best case scenario would indeed be the magical heaven where you are cutoff from earthly beings, and appear to every good hearted person you ever knew as the version of yourself where you were happiest, and you get to have genuine respectful relationships without any fear or doubt because bad things are not permitted to exist. You can actually love a woman in heaven and not just be bound to her out of lust, pride, and guilt.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

You shouldn’t be. Shit happens, don’t worry about it.

 

[CQ Beans]

Reddit?

You should be ashamed of yourself. I mean even more than you normally should be.

 

[Professor Rape]

You should be ashamed of yourself. I mean even more than you normally should be.

Wackbag?

 

[CQ Beans]

The DMAN does not believe this.

However, perhaps the actual best case scenario would indeed be the magical heaven where you are cutoff from earthly beings, and appear to every good hearted person you ever knew as the version of yourself where you were happiest, and you get to have genuine respectful relationships without any fear or doubt because bad things are not permitted to exist. You can actually love a woman in heaven and not just be bound to her out of lust, pride, and guilt.

Well being cut off from an earthly place would I would think entail this as what I probably should have meant we are all pieces of God however malformed. As far as your exact description who can say what our eternal selves would be like in the afterlife.

 

[CQ Beans]

Wackbag?

Now you’re just trying to get my goat which you have succeeded in doing.