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Why put a bottle of lotion on your coffee table except to jack off with?

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I'm not cut, but that's not why I don't use lotion.

A while back I started just using the "Ok" hand gesture at just the base of my helmet to get off.

Lotion would kill the friction.

Try it. Feels good man.
 
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I'm not cut, but that's not why I don't use lotion.

A while back I started just using the "Ok" hand gesture at just the base of my helmet to get off.

Lotion would kill the friction.

Try it. Feels good man.

This is the only reason to use lotion.
you rub the head of your dick against your palm in a closed fist, like your giving yourself a blowjob.
you're in for like a 30-40 minute session and the payoff is rarely worth it.
never understood the retards who need kleenex and vaseline and the whole cliche setup.
I cum literally everywhere, on my boxers, on my sheets, on my socks, and let it dry till it gets too gross then i warsh it.
my room smells like cum and disappointment.
-but enough with the cosmo talk (sassy CQ voice)
 
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