Why is the majority of The Lizard King archive unavailable?

[NigelCumia]

We already have Milwaukee's finest breathing down our necks do we wish to provoke an interdimensional God/King?

 

[NoBacon]

I can probably compile them, the good ones anyway.’

 

[Nick Gerlips]

We need to unearth the ancient tomes.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Probably subpoena! <- ONA forum reference

 

[NigelCumia]

I can probably compile them, the good ones anyway.’

.... Please?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

O Glorious and Majestic Lizard King, slayer of many, powerful beyond measure,

We the unaffiliated rascals, pests, ne'er-do-wells, urchins, rogues, subsistence bit farmers, pirates, scoundrels, rapscallions and skip-skop scallywags of the Owen A Farms humbly beseech Thee and Thy holy scribes to bestow upon us a document of Your courageous diplomatic efforts towards Hogrick the Slopfeaster, scourge of the alleys of Milwaukee and devastator of conference hall and hotel toilets nationwide.

May this request please Thee, O resplendent one. A thousand years may you reign.

 

[guest]

.... Please?

Faggot FED collecting evidence...

 

[NoBacon]

Faggot FED collecting evidence...

Yeah that is kinda sus, do you want the time stamps, numbers and meta data too, fuckin’ fed.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Like 21 jump street 'round here. Head on a swivel lamb chops.

 

[NigelCumia]

Yeah that is kinda sus, do you want the time stamps, numbers and meta data too, fuckin’ fed.

Reposting old screen caps of a lizard yelling at Patrick is going to blow the case wide open. I'm foiled again, gumshoes.