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I feel like I should call her and let her know that her son is a fat faggot.
Dont do that, it would be meanI feel like I should call her and let her know that her son is a fat faggot.
Wouldn't it be a shame if somebody called her pretending to be a police officer and told her her son was dead?Dont do that, it would be mean
I swear to God right after I posted that that's what I thought ofI imagine it going something like this
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“Oh god no! Not Kyle! Please no!”Wouldn't it be a shame if somebody called her pretending to be a police officer and told her her son was dead?
“Oh god no! Not Kyle! Please no!”
“No ma’am, i am referring to Patrick”
“Who?”
"Your son is dead, mam"
"OH GOD NOT KYLE. NO GOD WHY"
"No mam, your son Patrick is dead"
*Slaps nightstand*
"Fe HA HA HA HOOOOOOOLEEEEEEE SHIT"
Fucking RIBBED for her pleasure.
I don't know why but I imagine that his mom looks exactly like Macs mom from it's always sunnyI kinda find it funny that he calls us clinically obsessed cyberatalkers but none of us know what his dopey mom even looks like. I couldn't even pick the stupid bitch out of a lineup of dumb old Wisconsin broads. I'd have to say "Which one of you has a son that is a fat faggot with bitch tits and writes shitty sci-fi books?" and then watch to see which one flinched a little.
100%. If not worseI don't know why but I imagine that his mom looks exactly like Macs mom from it's always sunny
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