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Why is everyone doing jiu jitsu? It's literally fucking gay

Professor Rape

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When I was looking into self defense, I concluded that was gay as well. Basically everything was gay, I just wanted to learn how to defend myself properly.

So I did street fighting for close to a year. Got my tooth chipped (wassat) and so I was like yeah fuck this, I learned enough.

Basically there's only 1 thing you need to know to win a fight: avoid it if possible.

I also did knife fighting (I am now a trained fighter :image_4159: ) so I know how to fucking cut a bitch if needed.
 

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When I was looking into self defense, I concluded that was gay as well. Basically everything was gay, I just wanted to learn how to defend myself properly.

So I did street fighting for close to a year. Got my tooth chipped (wassat) and so I was like yeah fuck this, I learned enough.

Basically there's only 1 thing you need to know to win a fight: avoid it if possible.

I also did knife fighting (I am now a trained fighter :image_4159: ) so I know how to fucking cut a bitch if needed.
Just buy a gun and shoot it semi-regularly. Self-defense solved with this ONE EASY TRICK.
 
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Striking is definitely the way to go, but it would be pretty humiliating to get taken down by some ballsniffer. Just develop the one punch solution for bjj manlets.
It sucks that you can't even get into a fist fight anymore without thinking the other guy's probably gonna take you down, sniff your balls, pass guard, eat your ass and choke you out.
 

Professor Rape

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The comments on that video are enraging.

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What the FUCK are you even talking about? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
 

Professor Rape

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What's with everyone calling their friend "bros" now?

I also distanced myself from a friend group because one of them used the term "the boys" to describe us. Haven't hung out with them since, not that it was any fun. LE DRINKS. WE HAVE TO GO FOR LE DRINKS AFTER WORK.

Fucking drink cyanide, faggots.
 

Professor Rape

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Lex is like the friend who's 4'7 and you feel really sorry for him cause no women will go out with him. Jiu jitsu, deep learning, tech, suit, anal sex with men.
It's crazy how he can't get a date. There goes my theory that anyone get get a hot fawkin' model if they have "status" (see Anthony Cumia, and no I will not hear about how Melissa Stetton wasn't hot, go fuck yourself queers).
 

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