Why is a 140 IQ, marathon running black belt and expert marksman and best selling author living in abject poverty?

[NoBacon]

His house is a shit hole in Tyrone ghetto land, his car is 15 years old with enough mileage to land on the moon. He dresses in fruit of the loom basics from the big and tall shops bargain bucket.

Something doesn’t quite add up. A super genius playboy shouldn’t be living like Gil from the Simpsons.

 

[NoBacon]

The man has a master bedroom where a double sized bed blocks the entire door and leaves no room for a night stand.

His mid range fridge engulfs his whole kitchen with it’s 1970s army barracks hob.

he’s such a pathetic fat tub of shit

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Because, child. He needs to live amongst the masses not above them. He needs to hear the rhythm of their hearts, feel the power of their soul, and see intellect of their minds, little one. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you with my genius IQ.

 

[NoBacon]

Because, child. He needs to live amongst the masses not above them. He needs to hear the rhythm of their hearts, feel the power of their soul, and see intellect of their minds, little one. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you with my genius IQ.

If I was in his circumstances I’d be so embarrassed for anybody to ever discover the way I lived or the car I drove. The way he actually flexes them like he’s Dan Bilzerian is beyond mental illness.

how do you get into your mid 40s and still live like that unless you had a medical catastrophe or a severe gambling addiction or something?

 

[guest]

You would've thought the NSA would've scooped him up by now to do black ops that involves codebreaking and breaking Chechnyan's necks.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What if I told you he was a fat fucking loser

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

it's almost as if Flan Bilzerian doesn't actually have all these marketable skills he claims...

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

it's almost as if Flan Bilzerian doesn't actually have all these marketable skills he claims...

Hold up are you saying Bilz lied about everything? But I saw the VIDEOS! He was real, child! I’m writing a book based on him with with a lesbian half breed former Marine!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is a stereotype midwest rube that thinks they are better than everyone else. He just so happens to put everything on the internet and one day the internet decided to call him out on his obvious lies and hypocrisy .

 

[guest]

"Sorry hun, I know you're cooking but could you move over there. I need to open the freezer."

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

If anybody thinks Pats life is good then I'm basically living like Little Carmine down in Miami.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The man has a master bedroom where a double sized bed blocks the entire door and leaves no room for a night stand.

His mid range fridge engulfs his whole kitchen with it’s 1970s army barracks hob.

he’s such a pathetic fat tub of shit

Is his bathroom so small that he has to have his toilet paper roll on the back of his door?

 

[NoBacon]

Is his bathroom so small that he has to have his toilet paper roll on the back of his door?

yes

 

[FurBurger]

I'd like to point out that the three most important things with real estate are location, location, location.

Pat's location is in the shadow of a hulking, Soviet-style housing block of 21 single bedroom and "efficiency" apartments; filled to the brim with a vibrant mix of large, fresh-off-the-boat immigrant families and down-on-their-luck meth enthusiasts who appreciate easy access to the alleyway behind the building to conduct their business.

Facing his house across the street is more slum accommodation, this time dating back to the Great Depression.

Lucky Pat.

 

[Sputnik]

His house is in its location so his new better wife can swallow all the negro seed her heart desires. As his books become optioned into scripts that become sci-fi epics you’ll be forced to sit at Panera and find your peanut butter, jelly.