Why / how did Vos end up at Woodstock 99?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

So many questions here. It’s always been a goof on the show but I don’t know how the fuck did he manage to be there on stage as what I assume was an act? Anybody know?

 

[Zombie247]

He's always available.

 

[IanHalperin]

He wanted to pay tribute to his hero Wavy Gravy. After all, he learned a lot from this man.

 

[UnPRePared]

"Scherioushly, folksh, eatsch da cootschie, but not from da back! That'sh all wrong! Ya don't eat da brown assid!"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"Scherioushly, folksh, eatsch da cootschie, but not from da back! That'sh all wrong! Ya don't eat da brown assid!"

“But sherioushly, everyone, I haven’t had a drink or drug in my body for ten yearsh”

 

[not that Jack Horner]

He owed his daughter money, and he was dodging her

 

[guest]

Nice Kangol, dipshit.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

iirc that shit about being "The first white man to do Def Comedy Jam" carried a lot of sway back in the day.

"White" doing a lot of heavy lifting there, but still.

 

[Zeroman]

"Look at the hippie schick schecking me out"

 

[LingerLonger]

iirc that shit about being "The first white man to do Def Comedy Jam" carried a lot of sway back in the day.

"White" doing a lot of heavy lifting there, but still.

Vos looked and sounded blacker than half of the other comics. If you had told people guess which was the "white" one Vos would have been down on the list of most answers. Vos's first tape that they roasted on the show had him looking fully african.

 

[TruckstopBeefers]

Vos is the original jew, tattoos and all

 

[NortheastPhilly]

If you look at the full setlist it really isnt that crazy. They had some weird acts in the morning time slots. I think there was a magician too.

Also…

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He's always available.

The best ability is availability

 

[DMAN]

Well the reality is that Vos clearly somehow outfoxed Colin Quinn which it was a gig tailor made for the great one from brooklyn, but the jewish media have to yet again hold down a blue collar worker like Colin Quinn who leaves the hating panic-stricken idiots like Potatopeeler to delete his entire account of 3 years in total shame.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Err I’d play the nashenal anthem with my teeth like Hendrix but these are brand-new capsh.

 

[Dennyislife]

He was at the original so he was grandfathered in

 

[Rudderman]

I was at Woodstock 99. Early in the day they had comedians on each stage to kinda keep the crowd occupied while the first bands set up. They also introduced "celebrity" guests to help warm up the crowds, which included some odd pairings like Rosie Perez and a profoundly wasted Stephen Baldwin. It was a weird time.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I was at Woodstock 99. Early in the day they had comedians on each stage to kinda keep the crowd occupied while the first bands set up. They also introduced "celebrity" guests to help warm up the crowds, which included some odd pairings like Rosie Perez and a profoundly wasted Stephen Baldwin. It was a weird time.

Yeah I was there too. They also had a bunch of side stages with other shit going on that most people didn’t even know about. The place was huge.

 

[Chapel]

I’m assuming Vos had a job sweeping the stage?

 

[FingerofGod]

If you look at the full setlist it really isnt that crazy. They had some weird acts in the morning time slots. I think there was a magician too.

Also…

Back when Serch was on a strict diet of 20 CHOP CHEES a day.