Why hasn't Patrick's family staged an intervention?

[guest]

Do they not love him?

Do they not know how bad his financial/mental/addiction situation is?

Are they just uncaring, flyover trash assholes like him?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

The man who documents his entire life on social media has never shared a single instance of him being in the presence of his parents or even an old picture of them.

It's possible they are dead and buried under the half hovel so pat can keep claiming their social security checks.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

They can't stand him

 

[Udders]

They're posting here and don't want the absurdity to cease.

 

[Stent]

They know they're not going to control him. He's such a fucking mongoloid he thinks being given sensible advice is stifling his awesomeness.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They all hate him, it’s why he spends holidays alone yet lives not far from his family. His brother seems to not like him much since Pat makes sure to still refer to him as his “little” brother even though they are middle aged adults to belittle him. Pat takes selfies with people who spend 1 minute with him but never his own family. He encouraged his followers to fight with family and cut them out of your life over politics because his family hates him. He leeched on to Niki’s family at first but they got tired of his shit.

 

[guest]

I'm Irish. My mother keeps a list of folks to send Christmas cards to, and crosses out names when someone crosses her in real life. This list was handed down to her by my grandmother. They keep it in the back of our family bible from Donegal. It is the Book of Revelations for our bloodline.

And yet, even my family's vindictive cunt-women would have kept him around just to laugh at him. We do have a sense of humor.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I'm Irish. My mother keeps a list of folks to send Christmas cards to, and crosses out names when someone crosses her in real life. This list was handed down to her by my grandmother. They keep it in the back of our family bible from Donegal. It is the Book of Revelations for our bloodline.

And yet even my family's vindictive cunt women would have kept him around just to laugh at him. We do have a sense of humor.

Maybe your ancestors chased his ancestors out of Ireland for eating all the potatoes.

 

[guest]

I'm Irish. My mother keeps a list of folks to send Christmas cards to, and crosses out names when someone crosses her in real life.

And yet even my family's vindictive cunt women would have kept him around just to laugh at him. We do have a sense of humor.

Yep, checks out. Your mom is definitely Irish.

 

[peckafacce]

They know they aren't going to reach him so they don't bother. Pat is proud to be the type of person who would argue with a fence post.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I know Patrick reads most of the threads on this forum.

And, I just find it really amusing to think of him looking at this one and thinking "Fuck me, good point! I'm not even sure about that myself!"

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

They've probably tried in some fashion, it just doesn't get through. He's too emotional, stupid, stubborn, and selfish to accept that he needs to change something that's clearly not working.

In the end, they arrived at the same conclusion everybody else has - it's easier to not care.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[guest]

They're midwestern rubes, everything is bottled up inside.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

They know he would just say No Child repeatedly and they wouldnt get anywhere

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

They raised and fucked him up that way they see nothing wrong with him

 

[Tortfeasor]

They have definitely tried to talk to him at some point but it's no use. He's too damn fat.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

When I came into Hooligans to open up, there you were with your head half in the meatloaf. Your hair was in the gravy—disgusting.

 

[guest]

When I came into Hooligans to open up, there you were with your head half in the meatloaf. Your hair was in the gravy—disgusting.

"I told you, I had Covid19, child"...

 

[TomFromNawlins]

"I told you, I had Covid19, child"...

I said my piece, fatty.