Why hasn't Patrick gotten Nikki pregnant yet?

[Imager]

They've been married for a few years now. Pat's first, worse wife got pregnant.

What's the deal? You'd think he'd be balls deep in his second, better wife's pussy nightly.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He has chronic whiskey-dick, and she's a dyke.

 

[guest]

I don't think you can [checks notes] get pregnant from pegging.

 

[captain_kamala]

if she was on birth control he'd tell us, since he tells us about her psych meds. i wonder what's really going on.

 

[guest]

Niki wants to maintain her box like figure.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Patrick's dick doesn't work

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

if she was on birth control he'd tell us, since he tells us about her psych meds. i wonder what's really going on.

She's an ugly dyke and they're together for the gibs.

 

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[Gay Faggot.]

The real reason? Mama Robinson doesn’t want her autistic daughter to spit out an even more autistic kid, who she then has to take care of. She’s happy with her government checks, and they’re happy with their gibs of toys and slop.

 

[guest]

I've said this a bunch of times and I stand by it: he can neither achieve nor can he maintain an erection.

There is a drastic drop in testosterone after you cross the 40 milestone. Now add alcoholism, poor diet, obesity, lack of exercise, blood pressure medication, a sedentary lifestyle with low T, plus whatever factors we don't know about that could contribute further to his problem.

I just turned 38 so I'm creeping up on 40. I've made considerable lifestyle changes but even so my sex drive has shown mild decline. There ain't no way this dude can get it up pounding beers and carrying that extra weight around.

 

[SensibleKeks]

The real reason Pat doesn't want a child is because he doesn't want to share his toys with a kid,

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

They are lazy and he probably can’t even get hard and she is more than likely barren. She looks like a ball of spoiled milk that has been rolled around on a barbershop floor. Her womb probably withered away by the time she was 23 with her pizza rolls and beer physique/lifestyle.

 

[bombvest]

They are lazy and he probably can’t even get hard and she is more than likely barren. She looks like a ball of spoiled milk that has been rolled around on a barbershop floor. Her womb probably withered away by the time she was 23 with her pizza rolls and beer physique/lifestyle.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

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“I brought a child into the world”

did ya, stupid?
You did no such thing. Back then you were to busy playing with toys and contemplating blowing your brains out

 

[peckafacce]

He's impotent, and her womb is barren from all the abortions shes gotten from when tryone came in her.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

She probably miscarried a few times and got sick of Pat gobbling up thinking he'd found some leftover KFC.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

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Couple of things "She would not want to go through the risks of a pregnancy at her age just to put it up for adoption" That sums fatso up, needless to say when you decide to have a kid you commit to it and takes up time, not to decide one day put it up for a adoption like dropping a cat off at the shelter because you got bored with it, he is also afraid the same will happen with Niki, Ade got pregnant looked around at what the future would hold being attached to the Patrick anchor and decided a better man was needed

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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This shit infuriates me every time I read it. Even ignoring the fact neither of them are anywhere near too busy to have a kid and both of their “careers” only require a computer and, maybe, an internet connection. The idea that if they had a kid and it turned out they were too busy for it they’d just send it out for adoption is the coldest, most insane thought I’ve ever seen. This fat fucking cunt doesn’t have an ounce of humanity in him.

 

[DominusOdium]

Dumping slow, lazy, foul smelling, yellow sperm into a sad, old, fishy, eggless vaginal cavity that if you put your ear up to you can hear the ocean, does not a baby make, sir.

 

[guest]

An old colleague and friend of mine can't have kids. She also has thinning hair which is due to some kind of hormone problem. I assume the two things are related. It's a real shame because she has a pretty face and is a really nice person and would make a great mother and wife but nature decided it wasn't to be. Nature can be unfair like that. Sometimes though, it gets it right. It made Adrienne leave Fat for Big Jon and it made his second wife's womb as barren and hostile as Death Valley. Thank God they can't have children and are too self-involved and immature to adopt one.