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Why don’t Dan & Flavia Mullen have kids?

What’s the most likely reason:

  • Dan is secretly a faggot and Flavia is his beard.

  • Dan’s testes are small and weak and cannot produce viable sperm.

  • Flavia’s cunt is dry and her womb is barren - her entire biological purpose is worthless.

  • Flavia doesn’t love him and is in it for the citizenship and money- she takes birth control.

  • Daniel Mullen can’t get it up (only equity compensation gives him erections)

  • Flavia has had a string of miscarriages because god hates them.


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Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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I feel confident that I could impregnate Flavia Mullen barring menopause or a busted womb. Daniel should be ashamed really, boomia’s there pumping his wife full of fat little pat haters and this weak, feeble little calamari eater is playing joe rogan for retards and failing in his husbandly duties.

DOYOURMINIMUMJOB
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
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Because trannies aren't female and can't get pregnant.

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Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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Kids are the new loud niggers who moved into town. No one wants them around.
 

Punished Dan Mullen

Calamari Ring Leader
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Cause Daniel has downs and his parents tied his tubes long ago. Haven't you seen that Rosie O'Donnell movie
 
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