Why doesn't Ricky have his own podcast?

[starshipretard69]

Seems like it'd be right up his alley, no? Loves spouting opinions on every little thing under the sun. Most "comedians" have their own podcast, and certainly many "pundits" as well. He has shown the willingness to record himself in the past with his YouTube rants. It'd be the perfect forum to plug his books, have all his SFWA friends on as guests, maybe even get a sponsor to help Nikki pay the bills, perhaps transition into a Patreon. You think maybe it's because he's too fat and lazy to obtain and set up the necessary equipment?

 

[DominusOdium]

Oh but he does!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC846ujxyEidLR_VLfp_tpyA

2 Minute Rants is the hit political podcast of our time! All of his fans have been waiting patiently for the last 3 years for the next thrilling installment from our favorite political firebrand!

 

[guest]

I don't know if Spotify allows 2-minute shows.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Starshipretard is a fawwwwkin satrshipgenius. How come we made a podcast out of this and yet Pat went to a podcast to cry about us and then it died. God is on our side brothermen.

 

[guest]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Stargayzing

 

[Clint Ruin]

Ya know, we're told that there's the number of stars in the universe equal to the number of grains of sand on the beach.

Btw, nice swollen wrist and fingers, lard ass. Your ring and watch are both stressed to the point of snapping like rubber bands.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He can't think on the fly and he's too stupid to properly prepare notes. Hence the 2 minute rants.

He was even useless as the sidekick on that doctor chick's show where he ripped the book out of her hands.

"I almost died last week. "

"... Um. Do you want to talk about that?"

"No, child. "

 

[guest]

Because he's too lazy to commit fully to something.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Ya know, we're told that there's the number of stars in the universe equal to the number of grains of sand on the beach.

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Btw, nice swollen wrist and fingers, lard ass. Your ring and watch are both stressed to the point of snapping like rubber bands.

 

[Harry Powell]

He couldn’t figure out how to get the equipment into Milwaukee.

 

[guest]

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Hasn’t gained a pound, child. That’s the size of ring he bought on purpose.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

It's a really hacky and unfunny joke on Twitter that cishet white males all have podcasts and they're all terrible and not funny because they're hosted by cishet white males, who all are joe rogan and nazis blah blah blah.

Rick would hide behind this joke because "the world doesn't need another boring white guy on a podcast." But we all saw how he gets when confronted in a verbal argument, nevermind a civil debate. If he did a podcast solo for long enough, saying the asinine things he says, he'd eventually get called out, and look like a pussy when he ignored it or declined their invitations to debate. Nevermind the fact that anyone who ever managed to get on the show with him would get bombarded by us with Rick's kiwi article and all the evidence of his faggotry. Rick cannot thrive on a platform where he can't just hush child his way out of everything.

 

[SFWA liaison]

because he's a drunk with no creative willpower

 

[DiarrheaDick]

It's difficult getting podcasting equipment into half a hovel.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He has nothing to say. Simple as that. He does not have one single original thought outside of encouraging people to throw paint balloons at tanks.

Nice tourniquet wristwatch, stupid.

 

[HunterSTomlinson]

I mean he was a cohost of this shit for a while but that didn’t last for long.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Tweet by day! Pat Tomlinson Podcast by night!...........Im gay!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I mean he was a cohost of this shit for a while but that didn’t last for long.

What a cool and wild guy! He went to a convention and was hammered the entire time!

Fucking fat loser.

 

[Cuphead]

Because child, I'm busy with my career writing best selling novels and battling nazis on Twitter. I'm sorry you're so stupid, I can't help you.