Why doesn't Pat ever mention the lunch meats on his steps?

[BudDickman]

Why is it that the example of vandalism and trespassing that Pat always cites is the hoax that he staged himself, as opposed to the guy scattering bologna slices on his front steps, which seems genuine? There are no damages associated with either alleged instance of vandalism and trespassing; he admitted that he was able to wipe off the writing on his garage door and bike, and he probably just picked up and ate the bologna slices on his steps.

So the two events are equivalent in terms of validating his victim status, yet he only mentions the obviously staged one. I don't think I've ever heard him talk about the bologna slices to anyone, not even Josiah. What's the deal?

 

[Meownaw]

He likes streetshitters and can't bring himself to expose CuntFucker.

 

[Phish]

There was no bologna, child. Only homemade Ronis that escaped.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Patrick only likes the vandalism scenarios where he caught himself on camera you see

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He has managed it before. I think in the call with Josiah, and maybe his strictly atalking podcast? He’s brought it up a couple of times but not much so good observation.

 

[guest]

He probably got down on all four trotters and snarfed it up there and then in an obscene act of cannibalism.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He needs to leave it alone, if he brings up then he will get questioned why pepperoni, then has to go through whole story about grinding up colored kids making him look even more stupid

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Because he’s always on here so he knows it was a streetshitter (@CuntFucker ) that did it. Admitting someone brown could do such a thing is not on brand for our cuck pig.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

He killed Bernell

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Patso = CuntFucker. Confirmed.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pats in cahoots with cuntfucker. The main character for his next literary flop will be a very feminine three inch street shitter penis

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Patso = CuntFucker. Confirmed.

Patso = Niko ?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He ate the evidence

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Because if he went into detail about it he would reveal to everyone that he's a big fat catfish-faced pussy. That's why when he does mention it he keeps the actual events vague and ominous, like "they came onto my property while my wife and I were in the house" like it was someone about to break in or do something violent.

The same reason he calls two beat cops knocking on his door "swatting" and people telling him to kill himself "suicide demands"

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

because he made it up. what lunch meats? what evidence is there that whatever you're talking about happened?

There used to be a video on the old forum where some dude wearing an fugly sandals filming himself throwing thin pieces of pepperoni just outside of his house, I think that's what op was talking about. I can dig up my own backup copy and reupload if you want to watch it

 

[Meownaw]

There used to be a video on the old forum where some dude wearing an fugly sandals filming himself throwing thin pieces of pepperoni just outside of his house, I think that's what op was talking about. I can dig up my own backup copy and reupload if you want to watch it

Oh literal DassaResto

 

[guest]

Why is it that the example of vandalism and trespassing that Pat always cites is the hoax that he staged himself, as opposed to the guy scattering bologna slices on his front steps, which seems genuine? There are no damages associated with either alleged instance of vandalism and trespassing; he admitted that he was able to wipe off the writing on his garage door and bike, and he probably just picked up and ate the bologna slices on his steps.

So the two events are equivalent in terms of validating his victim status, yet he only mentions the obviously staged one. I don't think I've ever heard him talk about the bologna slices to anyone, not even Josiah. What's the deal?

Dat nigga ain't got no garage!

Hey Pat, wanna buy a garage door?
I owe quasi money and I'm dodging him!

 

[Clint Ruin]

If I had to guess, because when he told the cops, they thought it was hilarious

 

[Clint Ruin]

because he made it up. what lunch meats? what evidence is there that whatever you're talking about happened?

If such a thing existed, it surely could only be accessed by a website through completely legal and scrupulous means.

 

[Meownaw]

Dat nigga ain't got no garage!

Hey Pat, wanna buy a garage door?
I owe quasi money and I'm dodging him!

You know what the best part of dating Nikki is? I can drop her off anywhere!
They are selling a worry free carpet, too bad it won't fit in my half hovel.