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Why does Joe brag about anything and everything?

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Joe is a dullard, as well as a sluggardly layabout, who has absolutely nothing of note going on in his life. Thus he feels compelled to use social media to pretend he's more than a bottom-tier "musician" who maybe nets $200 in a great week. Simple overcompensation.
It’s incredible he’s never felt shame once in his life. 65 years and he’s learned so little about life
 

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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It's still very funny how he pretends to be a working professional musician even as he begs local business owners to allow him to set up shop and busk for tips. He's playing local tiki bars and vegetable stand parking lots, as a solo act, a solo act absolutely no one would have any cause to notice, much less pay to watch. There are guys playing Peter Criss in Kiss cover bands who have more credibility and dignity than Joe can ever imagine having. And they probably make way more, too.
 
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He's got nothing going for him and is dumb to boot. Being a boomer doesn't help. His peers are all enjoying unprecedented prosperity in the form of gold-plated pensions and 5 to 1 property returns. All he had to do was work for 40 years, not spend like a nigger and he'd be sitting on a couple of million dollars now - the first and probably last generation that was almost universally true for. Instead he's literally singing for his supper. He's not really bragging, he's crying.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Those are for the invited guests, Joe, not your filthy dago hands. If it wasn't gauche they'd probably set up a portopotty and not allow Joe and his band in the house.
It's still very funny how he pretends to be a working professional musician even as he begs local business owners to allow him to set up shop and busk for tips. He's playing local tiki bars and vegetable stand parking lots, as a solo act, a solo act absolutely no one would have any cause to notice, much less pay to watch. There are guys playing Peter Criss in Kiss cover bands who have more credibility and dignity than Joe can ever imagine having. And they probably make way more, too.
My parent's know a guy who is a Joe Tier musician. He's equally insufferable, though not nearly as funny. Just checked the guys website and it's basically like Joe's gigs, private parties and appearing at Wineries Stores and Restaurants. He's about Joe's age so it's equal parts sad and annoying that he acts like he does. He's self released a couple albums that probably only his friends have bought. I saw him at a bar with my parents and it was just fucking racket for boomers, and he refuses to do requests unless you tip him for it. I think like 10 bucks. Maybe I was just salty that he wouldn't play Satellite of Love.
 
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My parent's know a guy who is a Joe Tier musician. He's equally insufferable, though not nearly as funny. Just checked the guys website and it's basically like Joe's gigs, private parties and appearing at Wineries Stores and Restaurants. He's about Joe's age so it's equal parts sad and annoying that he acts like he does. He's self released a couple albums that probably only his friends have bought. I saw him at a bar with my parents and it was just fucking racket for boomers, and he refuses to do requests unless you tip him for it. I think like 10 bucks. Maybe I was just salty that he wouldn't play Satellite of Love.
I know one of those. He released an "album" too, with a bunch of half-finished songs that allegedly reflect his wide range of styles and influences. They all stink on ice. Now, after failing with terrible band after terrible band, he gives guitar lessons, and carries on about being a "music educator" who's doing his part to "keep rock alive". He also posts awful video clips where he plays the guitar parts of popular songs, and makes those faggy guitar faces, like you're supposed to be awed by his virtuosity. I haven't seen him in a while but if I do, I want to break the fingers on his fret hand with a masonry hammer.
 
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