Why does Jennifer shave his face every morning?

[Quoth Mama Raven]

Anyone who had a goatee like that at 18 can obviously grow a full beard.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s weird he even bothers to shave - he has nowhere to be

 

[StlakerFatti]

A full beard would hide both his quadruple-chin and mouth creases.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Niki's the only beard in that house.

Because Pat's a fat faggot, you see?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He'd look like more of a slob if he didn't.

 

[Steve Ramone]

He has a beard already even if she never wears her wedding ring.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I never thought about this. Its weird cause when he had a job working with Ade he had that lifetime movie evil twin brother facial hair going. I can only think Nikki and tyrone gave him an ultimatum to shave his face or he no longer gets to slurp nigger juice out of Nikkis box due to the scratching

 

[guest]

I never thought about this. Its weird cause when he had a job working with Ade he had that lifetime movie evil twin brother facial hair going. I can only think Nikki and tyrone gave him an ultimatum to shave his face or he no longer gets to slurp nigger juice out of Nikkis box due to the scratching

Ay, little piggy! That stubble be fucking up my cum dumpster, makin it all rug burned and shit, knowuisayin? You need to shave that shit if you want this bull cum, lil nigga... and you (slap) take that chastity cage off when I tell you to, nigga!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

He thinks he's good looking

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Has anyone called Nikkki a beard yet?

 

[Stent]

He had some tweet (likely multiple) about how Niki likes him with stubble. Anything to break up the bright pink bulbous face.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

A full beard would hide both his quadruple-chin and mouth creases.

Can that faggot also grow giant bushy eyebrows like that so we don't have to see those fawwkin creepy, elongated alien eyes too?!

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Probably because everybody has a beard now and he wants to be a special boy.

 

[Caverlock]

He thinks he looks much younger shorn (isn't that the correct term when it's livestock?).

He often uses filters on his pics. He also commonly color balances out the red in his pics to look less like an apoxic pig. You can tell this when things in his pics other than his stupid fat cunt face are brown that are normally a vivid red (e.g., the Walgreens logo, the red stripes on the flag).

 

[Joe The German]

He only shaves his beard now that he's abandoned Islam, in utter defiance of Allah. Shameful.

 

[guest]

His beard is probably grey and he's vainer about looking old than any gay man

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He’d look so much better hiding the fish slits and that ridiculous subhuman mound of meat that sits under his weak chin with a full beard so of course he doesn’t. Like everyone already said, he actually thinks he looks young and handsome. Why cover up that solid gold visage, child?

 

[MonsterSteve]

I think he can only grow it in a goatee, otherwise it doesn't really make sense how he doesn't just grow one to hide his hideous 3 chins.