Why do women insist on putting raisins and honey in savory food

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Imagine, if you will, a nice salad. It has a good assortment of greens, and some chicken

A woman: let me put raisins and honey in this salad

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

A small bowl of ricotta cheese, olive oil, oregano, and garlic to go with freshly baked bread

A woman's first instinct is to put honey on it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

They decided your greens need some purple.

 

[Phish]

Because it helps them shit

 

[DMbA]

raisins taste like shit

dont reply

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Counterpoint: dried cranberries are an excellent addition to many savory foods and salads, they add tang and just a little sweetness. Raisins are bullshit for sure.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Counterpoint: dried cranberries are an excellent addition to many savory foods and salads, they add tang and just a little sweetness. Raisins are bullshit for sure.

Buddy you sound like a crazy asshole right now

 

[BUBBLER]

Because they can't help but be fat fucks