Why do so many retards believe anything they read online?

[guest]

I’m on twitter cause I’m a homosexual and the latest “truther” escapade is claiming that AirPods are melting your brain and giving you cancer. And they speak about it with such confidence as if they didn’t simply base their entire opinion on a tweet or headline.

I replied to one with:

Hey I’m no genius but have you ever heard of non-ionizing radiation? And wait until you find out how much your router and phone emit 24/7.

It got some attention and this was my favorite reply:

Fucking dummy thinks AirPods are safe because his comfy mainstream sources tell him so lol

Aren’t these the same people who believe the AirPods are unsafe solely because of their weird internet sources, ie some shady retard who’s selling supplements and survival gear?

 

[Brooke Shields]

bluetooth gives ball-cancer but then again so does everything, nowadays intentionally, so might as well use it

 

[Peckas]

Conspiracies are so silly listen to Art Bell from way back in the 90s he had all kinds of crackpots with predictions that 25 years later are laughable and obliviously bullshit Richard c Hoagland went on and on about mars he’s been proven wrong everytime it’s funny to hear about how California is going to fall off the coast in 1999

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Conspiracies are so silly listen to Art Bell from way back in the 90s he had all kinds of crackpots with predictions that 25 years later are laughable and obliviously bullshit Richard c Hoagland went on and on about mars he’s been proven wrong everytime it’s funny to hear about how California is going to fall off the coast in 1999

Jeff Rense and Henry Makow LOL. I can't remember the site, but there was one guy who was hoarding nickels for the copper and nickel content. He had a basement full of surplus ammo cans filled with rolls of nickels. When he died his kids must have been furious over having to lug his $20,000 worth of nickels to the Coinstar machine.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I've heard two theories about 5G:

1) 5G will give everyone cancer
2) 5G can't even penetrate through paper

The only true conspiracy theory is that the Earth is not flat, but it is my penis and you're all gay for standing on it.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

They are retarded mostly

 

[TruckstopBeefers]

I get all my news from here. Have you seen prey (2022) yet?

 

[quasi101]

Ask everyone on this forum especially me lololol

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

They leave school having been assured that they've been taught to read and think and they believe that. Everything goes downhill from there.

 

[TruckstopBeefers]

Ask everyone on this forum especially me lololol

everyone knows you are patrick

 

[Cptbaldopie]

everyone knows you are patrick

Always knew he was a fat fag with bitch tits.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Read? They don’t even bother to read the story, they just react to the headline no matter how embellished it is which is the point. Half the time they don’t even read the headline properly.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You can believe everything I say on the internet.