why do people need their fucking cellphones to do everyday life with.

[Carl Winslow]

So fucking annoying. Walking down a lane in the store and people are on their phone or playing with it. People driving with their phones. the Gym is the fucking worse. I didn't know you went to the gym to play on the phone these days. whatever. Concerts are pretty bad too.

People are so fucking controlled it makes me fucking sick.

Where is my Obama phone... bitch

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I like the picture you use, because it gives your posts this tone where you’re like “ehh the worlds going to shit and we’re all fucked, oh well, what’re ya gonna do”

 

[Consensual Rapist]

There is this super cool guy named Ted Kaczynski, that I think you should look up. Might help.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

This here's my shittin phone

 

[Meownaw]

Let's start a poll. How long until Nigger Jim makes the news?

 

[guest]

the Gym is the fucking worse.

Worst*, stupid.

 

[Turk February]

Riddle me this, genius, how am I supposed to jack off on the bus without PornHub?

 

[guest]

Yes the phone addiction is very gay.
tiktok however is fantastic for one thing, and one thing only, jerking off.

imagine if you told the average joe 50-100 years ago there will be a device that will show you videos of thousands of 20 year old girls shaking their ass and tits in bikinis from all over the world, and you can access it anytime you want?

and there are /actually/ sanctimonious, contrarian faggots that /dont/ want to watch it... for wahtever reason? idk
... yet they probably watch some interaccial bbc creampie to get off

the whores on there are fucking amazing. search "en 4" and there are a bunch of latinas twerking in doggy.
everyone jerks off, so might as well use the best method.

but yea everything else on that app is gay as shit, redundant i know. just covering my ass

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Once the urbanites normalized just playing shit on your phone in public with zero regard for those around you I knew we were in trouble. It's now entirely acceptable for zoomers to listen to their shit music without headphones in public. YouTube vids chinktok whatever they play it regardless of who's around them. Always full blast.

I don't understand how face time is as popular as it is. Why the fuck do I need to see your awful face while I talk to you? Oh, cool, you're calling your boyfriend in line at Wal mart. And I guess I'm guest starring in the fucking thing. And now it's like he's on speaker phone so I can hear his and your vapid horseshit ramblings.

Then there's the people who pull out their phone while walking and slow down to a glacial pace while typing a text message. Or the ones who's eyes never leave the screen and then when they almost bump into you look at you like you're the asshole.

 

[Carl Winslow]

i always just leave my phone in my truck when i go in the gym. in and out within a hour.

 

[aRTie02150]

Wait until it becomes the norm to use your phone on a plane.

 

[Carl Winslow]

There is this super cool guy named Ted Kaczynski, that I think you should look up. Might help.

I got his "book" off of amazon.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Riddle me this, genius, how am I supposed to jack off on the bus without PornHub?

If it's a school bus, who needs the phone?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Once the urbanites normalized just playing shit on your phone in public with zero regard for those around you I knew we were in trouble. It's now entirely acceptable for zoomers to listen to their shit music without headphones in public. YouTube vids chinktok whatever they play it regardless of who's around them. Always full blast.

I used to have this little battery operated blue tooth speaker that was loud af. I started keeping it on me whenever I could just for this shit. If I went somewhere and some faggot was playing music on their phone, I'd just counter it with the blue tooth speaker until they'd get the hint and take a hike. I also look like I know how to handle myself, so your results may vary. I noticed it's not happening that much around me anymore, tho. I figured the fad had passed